Linguistics is Satanic Nonsense!

[geoffbrowne]

Obviously. It stands to reason.

We all know that the different human languages were imposed on us when God had one of his characteristic divine hissy fits (for which we love and fear him dearly) and destroyed the Tower of Babel. It was a punishment on those overweening Old Testament folks who had the temerity to try and get close to Him. God doesn't

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Re: evolution of languages

[geoffbrowne]

Why would I read your Darwin? He is obviously WRONG! Only one book gives us sure and certain knowledge, and that is the Bibble - which is God's REVEALED WORD. I KNOW this be TRUE because it has been revealed to us in the one true, inerrant record of divine truth - the Bibble. If your Darwin disagrees with the TRUTH of the Bibble, then he is in error, and it were better his books were never written. (Failing that, we should pile them up in a huge mound and BURN them.)

In the same way that the first chapter of Genesis tells us that God created Man and Woman on the sixth day of creation, and in the second chapter of Genesis tells us that God created Man before planting the Garden of Eden and then created Woman from Man's rib; in the same way that chapter 17 of Leviticus tells us the the eating of BLACK PUDDING is a sin; in the same way that chapter 19 of Genesis teaches us that if you have no other way of getting pregnant, you should get your father drunk and then jump his bones, chapter 11 of Genesis tells us that GOD created all languages when he struck down the Tower of Babel. No other explanation is needed.

The fact that all the scientific evidence suggests otherwise is irrelevant, because it was put there by SATAN to tempt us from righteousness.

Give up your linguistic heresies now, otherwise God in his infinite love, mercy and compassion will condemn you and your appalling grammar to burn in the eternal torment of the fires of Hell - WHICH IS FOR EVER!!!