------ Oath of Celibacy ------
I, David, do on this the 25th day of June, 2005, swear an oath of celibacy until such time as I am ready to enter into a romantic relationship. This I pledge in good faith to my friends, family and most importantly Cassandra, whose heart I broke through my immorality.
------ Apologies and Elegies ------I apologise
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