Oh Dir en grey, when will you put out a release that isn't totally mockable?

[gengaoru]

Back from the grave for a little bit of commentary on the latest Dir en grey DVD! Enjoy!

Comments

[marupinku]

It's okay Wrinkles. The DVD is fanclub only.

[gengaoru]

I have this sudden urge to find that picture of Shinya milking that cow and put a caption like "DIR EN GREY SURE DO LOVE THEIR FAN CLUB"

[marupinku]

You know what's hilarious when you think about it?

They've released four live DVDs in only a little over a year and a half.

Oh, and a PV DVD.

[gengaoru]

I told you, dude, Kaoru's compensated dates don't pay for themselves.

[marupinku]

Why didn't they do this when they were actually fun to watch live?

[gengaoru]

Like, back when Kaoru was hot? And Toshiya didn't dress like he was literally mentally retarded?

[marupinku]

You mean when they released kisou?

[gengaoru]

Pretty much. Although the Zorro outfit from Obscure didn't make Toshiya look retarded so much as really fucking gay. Like a goth Liberace or something.

[marupinku]

What if Dir en grey went VK again? Do you think they could make Kaoru hot again?

[gengaoru]

If you find someone who talented enough to make Kaoru hot again I am fucking hiring that bitch to be my stylist. Or personal trainer. Or plastic surgeon. Whatever.

[marupinku]

Maybe he can wear a trench coat and borrow Kyo's mask?

[gengaoru]

Dude I just got defriended by someone over this post. IS THAT AWESOME OR WHAT?!???

[marupinku]

Bahaha.

Are you fucking serious?