Oh Dir en grey, when will you put out a release that isn't totally mockable?
Back from the grave for a little bit of commentary on the latest Dir en grey DVD! Enjoy!
[01:33] marupinku: I love that they have a camera
[01:33] marupinku: Dedicated to just angling Kyo's dick.
[01:33] gengaoru: THE CROTCH CAM
[01:33] marupinku: Like.
[01:33] marupinku: Do you think he told them to do that?
[01:33] marupinku: I WANT ONE POINTED AT MY CROTCH AT ALL TIMES>
[01:33] marupinku: I DON'T CARE.
[01:33] marupinku: JUST FUCKING DO IT.
...
[01:47] marupinku: WOW
[01:47] marupinku: Kyo really cannot sing like
[01:47] marupinku: Half their songs now
[01:47] marupinku: At all.
[01:48] marupinku: MAYBE THAT"S WHY THEY PLAY THE SAME SET EVERY NIGHT?
[01:48] marupinku: THOSE ARE THE SONGS KYO IS "GOOD" AT.
[01:48] marupinku: AND THEY ONLY DEBUT ONE OLD ONE
[01:48] marupinku: EVERY LIKE
[01:48] marupinku: 100 SHOWS
[01:48] marupinku: IT TAKES HIM THAT LONG TO NOT BE AWFUL.
[01:49] marupinku: Y'know it's funny because at some times you can tell he's getting lessons to try and improve. But his lives are still getting worse.
[01:49] marupinku: It's hilarious.
[01:49] marupinku: By the time it seemed like he gave a shit about it, he was too deaf.
[01:49] gengaoru: that's kind of sad
[01:49] gengaoru: except kyo is an asshole
[01:49] gengaoru: so maybe not
[01:49] marupinku: Ahaha yeah
[01:49] marupinku: I mean it's sort of sad
[01:49] marupinku: But it's sort of funny
[01:49] marupinku: If he had been practicing from the start
[01:49] marupinku: Today he might still be good.
[01:49] gengaoru: after he wrote the lyrics to inconvenient ideal it's hard for me to feel sorry for him
[01:49] marupinku: BUWAHAHAHAHHA
[01:49] marupinku: OH MAN
[01:50] marupinku: EVERY TIME I THINK OF INCONVENIENT IDEAL
[01:50] marupinku: I LIKE
[01:50] marupinku: WANT TO LAUGH
[01:50] marupinku: BECAUSE HE'S THIS LIKE
[01:50] marupinku: HUGE SHOCK ROCKER
[01:50] marupinku: WHO CUTS HIMSELF AND VOMITS BLOOD
[01:50] marupinku: BUT THEN HE'S THERE ALL
[01:50] marupinku: SAVE THE BABIES
[01:50] marupinku: THEY HAVE FINGER NAILS
[01:50] gengaoru: DON'T HAVE ABORTIONS U GUYS, BABIES ARE INNOCENT ;O;
[01:50] marupinku: It's like the fucking funniest thing ever
[01:50] marupinku: He's trying to be all hard and shit
[01:50] marupinku: And then he's all
[01:50] marupinku: ;A;
[01:50] marupinku: BABIES ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU GUISE
...
[02:12] marupinku: lol
[02:12] marupinku: GLASS SKIN now
[02:12] marupinku: With new lyrics.
[02:12] gengaoru: I wonder if they involve cutting himself for mother nature still
[02:12] marupinku: He can't sing this version any better than the first two.
[02:12] marupinku: jsyk
[02:12] gengaoru: or maybe now they're about like
[02:12] gengaoru: dinsoaurs
[02:13] gengaoru: and how we killed them
[02:13] gengaoru: by enslaving them to vacuum our houses
[02:13] marupinku: Maybe baby dinosaurs?
[02:13] marupinku: Maybe like
[02:13] marupinku: Dinosaurs invented abortion?
[02:13] marupinku: OKAY.
[02:13] marupinku: THAT'S IT
[02:13] marupinku: IF I EVER START A BAND. WE ARE WRITING A HEAVILY DIR EN GREY INSPIRED SONG ABOUT DINOSAURS GOING EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY ABORTED ALL THEIR BABIES.
...
[02:20] marupinku: OH GOD LOL
[02:20] marupinku: HE WENT FROM GLASS SKIN
[02:20] marupinku: TO TOGURO
[02:20] marupinku: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW BAD HE IS AT SINGING
[02:20] gengaoru: HEY GUYS REMEMBER HOW MUCH WE SUCK?
[02:20] gengaoru: YEAH
[02:20] gengaoru: YEAAAAAHHH
[02:20] marupinku: AHAHAHAHAHhhhhhh
[02:20] gengaoru: YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT DON'T YOU
[02:21] marupinku: Do you think they're going to like...play THE PLEDGE next or something?
[02:23] marupinku: I'd say they'd bust out like -I'll- or something.
[02:23] marupinku: But that'd require acknowledging their past.
Remember, kids... Dir en grey want you to buy all their albums, DVDs, and merchandise. You wouldn't want to disappoint them, would you? WOULD YOU?? Don't make Dynamite Tommy get out his kneecap busting crowbar. We're not joking, this is serious. Just put the money on the counter and no one gets hurt. Nice and easy.
That's right. Right there on the counter.
Have a nice day, enjoy your disc of solid, condensed apathy and pretentiousness -- I mean concert DVD! Do you want your receipt in the bag?
[01:33] marupinku: I love that they have a camera
[01:33] marupinku: Dedicated to just angling Kyo's dick.
[01:33] gengaoru: THE CROTCH CAM
[01:33] marupinku: Like.
[01:33] marupinku: Do you think he told them to do that?
[01:33] marupinku: I WANT ONE POINTED AT MY CROTCH AT ALL TIMES>
[01:33] marupinku: I DON'T CARE.
[01:33] marupinku: JUST FUCKING DO IT.
...
[01:47] marupinku: WOW
[01:47] marupinku: Kyo really cannot sing like
[01:47] marupinku: Half their songs now
[01:47] marupinku: At all.
[01:48] marupinku: MAYBE THAT"S WHY THEY PLAY THE SAME SET EVERY NIGHT?
[01:48] marupinku: THOSE ARE THE SONGS KYO IS "GOOD" AT.
[01:48] marupinku: AND THEY ONLY DEBUT ONE OLD ONE
[01:48] marupinku: EVERY LIKE
[01:48] marupinku: 100 SHOWS
[01:48] marupinku: IT TAKES HIM THAT LONG TO NOT BE AWFUL.
[01:49] marupinku: Y'know it's funny because at some times you can tell he's getting lessons to try and improve. But his lives are still getting worse.
[01:49] marupinku: It's hilarious.
[01:49] marupinku: By the time it seemed like he gave a shit about it, he was too deaf.
[01:49] gengaoru: that's kind of sad
[01:49] gengaoru: except kyo is an asshole
[01:49] gengaoru: so maybe not
[01:49] marupinku: Ahaha yeah
[01:49] marupinku: I mean it's sort of sad
[01:49] marupinku: But it's sort of funny
[01:49] marupinku: If he had been practicing from the start
[01:49] marupinku: Today he might still be good.
[01:49] gengaoru: after he wrote the lyrics to inconvenient ideal it's hard for me to feel sorry for him
[01:49] marupinku: BUWAHAHAHAHHA
[01:49] marupinku: OH MAN
[01:50] marupinku: EVERY TIME I THINK OF INCONVENIENT IDEAL
[01:50] marupinku: I LIKE
[01:50] marupinku: WANT TO LAUGH
[01:50] marupinku: BECAUSE HE'S THIS LIKE
[01:50] marupinku: HUGE SHOCK ROCKER
[01:50] marupinku: WHO CUTS HIMSELF AND VOMITS BLOOD
[01:50] marupinku: BUT THEN HE'S THERE ALL
[01:50] marupinku: SAVE THE BABIES
[01:50] marupinku: THEY HAVE FINGER NAILS
[01:50] gengaoru: DON'T HAVE ABORTIONS U GUYS, BABIES ARE INNOCENT ;O;
[01:50] marupinku: It's like the fucking funniest thing ever
[01:50] marupinku: He's trying to be all hard and shit
[01:50] marupinku: And then he's all
[01:50] marupinku: ;A;
[01:50] marupinku: BABIES ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU GUISE
...
[02:12] marupinku: lol
[02:12] marupinku: GLASS SKIN now
[02:12] marupinku: With new lyrics.
[02:12] gengaoru: I wonder if they involve cutting himself for mother nature still
[02:12] marupinku: He can't sing this version any better than the first two.
[02:12] marupinku: jsyk
[02:12] gengaoru: or maybe now they're about like
[02:12] gengaoru: dinsoaurs
[02:13] gengaoru: and how we killed them
[02:13] gengaoru: by enslaving them to vacuum our houses
[02:13] marupinku: Maybe baby dinosaurs?
[02:13] marupinku: Maybe like
[02:13] marupinku: Dinosaurs invented abortion?
[02:13] marupinku: OKAY.
[02:13] marupinku: THAT'S IT
[02:13] marupinku: IF I EVER START A BAND. WE ARE WRITING A HEAVILY DIR EN GREY INSPIRED SONG ABOUT DINOSAURS GOING EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY ABORTED ALL THEIR BABIES.
...
[02:20] marupinku: OH GOD LOL
[02:20] marupinku: HE WENT FROM GLASS SKIN
[02:20] marupinku: TO TOGURO
[02:20] marupinku: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW BAD HE IS AT SINGING
[02:20] gengaoru: HEY GUYS REMEMBER HOW MUCH WE SUCK?
[02:20] gengaoru: YEAH
[02:20] gengaoru: YEAAAAAHHH
[02:20] marupinku: AHAHAHAHAHhhhhhh
[02:20] gengaoru: YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT DON'T YOU
[02:21] marupinku: Do you think they're going to like...play THE PLEDGE next or something?
[02:23] marupinku: I'd say they'd bust out like -I'll- or something.
[02:23] marupinku: But that'd require acknowledging their past.
Remember, kids... Dir en grey want you to buy all their albums, DVDs, and merchandise. You wouldn't want to disappoint them, would you? WOULD YOU?? Don't make Dynamite Tommy get out his kneecap busting crowbar. We're not joking, this is serious. Just put the money on the counter and no one gets hurt. Nice and easy.
That's right. Right there on the counter.
Have a nice day, enjoy your disc of solid, condensed apathy and pretentiousness -- I mean concert DVD! Do you want your receipt in the bag?