jesus christ Die is a fruity bastard

[gengaoru]

So I was poking around the internet today and I found this...

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His habitual hair tossing wasn't enough... now he's taken to TWIRLING HIS HAIR LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD VALLEY GIRL? BWAHAHAHAAHHAA!! I mean, is he trying to emulate Paris Hilton now? What's next, will he start carrying around a pink, rhinestone-studded handbag with a pomeranian in it? It's

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[fehriku]

THEY ARE SO BORING.

[gengaoru]

God, I know, right? WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKERS THINK OF ANYTHING NEW TO SAY EVER? WHAT THE HELL? I don't get it, Kaoru sits there awake at night thinking of wanky soundbytes, can't they use that time to think of creative responses to the standard questions they get asked in interviews? Are they seriously that bored that they're not even trying anymore? Or has Kaoru got them seriously henpecked so they don't feel like they're allowed to say anything new?

We should find the reporters and bribe them to ask ridiculous questions that catch them totally off-guard.

Reporter: *WHIPS OUT A PICTURE OF GAY PORN* What are your feelings about this?
Die: D'AAAHHHH... *TURNS BEET RED AND TRIES TO HIDE* HOW DID YOU FIND MY STASH? Oh wait. The guy on bottom doesn't have any chest hair, that's not from my--HEY!
Reporter: Hee hee hee!
Die: I am strangely turned on by this humiliation...
Kaoru: *busts in there and drags Die out* WE HAVE NO MORE TIME FOR QUESTIONS, SORRY!
Die: Why?? It was just getting good!