So I was poking around the internet today and I found this...
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His habitual hair tossing wasn't enough... now he's taken to TWIRLING HIS HAIR LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD VALLEY GIRL? BWAHAHAHAAHHAA!! I mean, is he trying to emulate Paris Hilton now? What's next, will he start carrying around a pink, rhinestone-studded handbag with a pomeranian in it? It's actually kind of awesome just how fruity he is. I mean, how does he keep from getting beat up when he's touring with metal bands?
Oh wait.
I know how.
*pantomimes fellatio*