Feb 08, 2005 22:54
I have concluded that I am infact a potato. I shall not explain this fact, however i know from a simple mathematical formula that I am. The solution of the formula was not actually due to the factors within, by how the factors within acted with other formulars. To say the least they came up rather potato-y. Alas its not crisps, im not deep fat fried and crunchy, nor am I mash potato, unless I get squished some how.
Some of you may be thinking "What the hell is he on about", well unless your running on the same decoding system as me, and the same logic, it will make no sense. None what so ever, you could guess, but you'd be wrong. However if you know you know, then you probably really know, unless your misguiding in thinking you know. This will probably confused those who are confused more. So I'll continue...
If you were to say, see a cat crossing the road, what would you do? Would you ignore it and let it cross the road? No sorry this argument has nothing to do with cats, however hypothetical cats could aid it! However I shall not be definate in saying whether the cat helps or not. Just bear with me, and it won't make any sense, unless the previous bit made sense.
Right so back to the cat. So imagine the cat just crossed the road and you ignored it. What does that really mean? Nothing, it just happened surely? Its an inconsequencal event. Well its not really, but for all intents and purposes we could assume that it won't effect anything in this arguement.
What is significant is how much attention is paid to that cat. Just one glance at the cat, then followed by nothing, you ignore its existance from then on, unless it was approaching you. Even then you might be highly likely to ignore it. Well that is unless you are a cat lover. This is relavent to this. You will be a shade of grey as to whether you like cats, there is a possiblity that you could be at either ends of the pole but its unlikely. This isn't espically significant, but depending on where you are on this scale will effect your judgement. Also generally depending on your background and personality will effect how much you like cats, but its not a definite thing.
How does a cat and a potato relate? Your probably trying to link them in totally the wrong way. Cat's generally don't eat raw potatos as far as I'm aware.