tempting, but no.
i should be in bed! i spent three hours baking! i have to be at work in the morning! i don't like this! earlier there was a spider in my room and because there was no one home i just ignored it and now it's somewhere i can't see it and that makes me nervous! what if it is in my bed! waiting to eat me! i hate spiders! stop using exclamation marks! ok.
who knew rudeness could be so shocking? is it wrong that i laughed as i read this article? i don't know. i don't want to know.