Maybe you know,
maybe you don't -

My mother is wild
and always has been.

She's in her 70s,
living alone
100 miles away
in the backwoods
of the backwoods.

She recently bought a hobbit house
to feel "comfortable" when visiting
the suburban backyard we bought from her ( Read more... )

Mein Ma texted me desperately after 11pm last night ( Read more... )

From age 13 to 26
I was a dire insomniac,
which is a lot like a dire ratfearlessly attacking fortitude ( Read more... )

For no reason whatsoever
(code for: giving up on laundry piles)
I visited LJ to complain
(about the first world problem of vast amounts of laundry)
and instead dove right into the rabbit hole
of cheap add-on bidet toilet attachments.

"Speaking as a hirsute gentleman, the Luxe Bidet Neo 120 has soured me on pooping in bidet-less toilets forever. It ( Read more... )

"A professor of mine's sister met Jeff Goldblum in LA, and her got her number ( Read more... )

I'm a loser, baby ( Read more... )

I am *extremely* lucky to be in my mid 30s, and have a good, close relationship with my mom.
Sailor and I are lucky to be living in her house in the city, while she makes her home in "Squalor Hollow" up on the mountaintops.
It's not free, noooooooo.

( And so you shall see.... )

....where I say
"This is the world that women live in ALL THE TIME."
and then I look around pointedly at any/all men in my company.

I'm going to talk about sexual trauma. I'll cut it so you can just..
NOT, if you are not in the mood for why #metoo matters.

( Snip Snip )

Couldn't sleep ( Read more... )

Mom *loves* to stand in doorways ( Read more... )