Once upon a time
I agreed to be a roommate with a woman named Bernadette.

She needed a tenant,
I needed an apartment,
and I always preferred renting from a private owner
rather than a management company.

I knew her through my volunteer job.
Several people I knew, knew her...
but I did not.

When I told people
they always gave me the same
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