Mar 23, 2019 15:44
I've been bemoaning my health, lately.
TOOTH! Oh, you wiley pearly tooth issues!
But, the truth is I know my luck ends up feeling even.
Shit happens,
I survive
(so far)
it's very exciting!
The expense is KILLING me,
but Sailor is jovial about it.
He is not worried.
I pretend to not worry;
it almost works.
Who do you think would be the better surgeon to hire?
A surgeon who lost a $14million dollar settlement
for ineffective below-standard post-operative care....
.... or a surgeon without such a settlement against them
for negligent post-op care... but has a really annoying twitter account?
Oh, the decisions we will make!!
American dentistry sites are all about
EXCITING ADVANCES and NEW TECHNIQUES!
They are bright white pamphlets TO THE NEW YOU!
European dentistry websites have surgery videos
and promotional business-award banquets,
so you can tell
which companies PAY to be sold
and surgically implanted in you,
and secondly,
where all the BLOOD COMES FROM.
Which... is just the way I like my information,
actually.
Thanks Europe!
Why would anyone leave you?
Oh, sorry UK.
I didn't mean anything by it...
So,.... malpractice lawsuits
and manibular drilling videos
kept me up all night
feeling the hole in my mouth
and my future
in the same sad
sensitive stroke
of my tongue.
I did my first social outing.
Third Thursday is Bunko,
and I didn't want to let down my ladies!
Smiling and talking WAS SO WEIRD
with my giant front gap...
but I tried to have fun
and let my fears all go.
Also... I love those women!
They're all feisty, intoxicated,
and LOUD at those games,
and we have a VERY good time!
My friends are checkin' in...
letting me know I can't hide forever
and they're thinking of me.
I'm still very lucky,
no matter the other problems
that will always be around
to fuck my shit up!
I feel VERY lucky in love!
love,
dentists,
writing,
health,
friends