I'm GONNA DO IT!

[geminiwench]

I'm gonna MARCH into that awful beige place!

I'm going to be PLEASANT even though my body will be tingling
with bubbling sulfuric loathing!

I'm going to sit down!
Shut up!
Log in!
And FAIL THAT GODDAMNED TEST
so I can MOVE FORWARD into the Great Beyond
that opens up
as soon as
I fail this stupid fucking test
I have been AVOIDING
(successfully! I am a success!)
for 3 years.

Hold me?