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****Restored draft from last night*******
$26 to see Social Distortion and the SuperSuckers.
Bah. I can live without them.
So hot. A/C is working today... but Im also cooking, so yeah... its not working as well as I'd like.
**********end of restored draft***********
You guys posted alot last night. Im so proud. Blog, my minions! BLOG!!
Went to Shari's last night for a bite to eat... it took us 10 minutes to get seated (although the place was probably at 3/4 occupancy, with MORE than enough free tables to go around) and then 35 minutes to get someone to take our order, and another 30 minutes before we got our food.
"Im SO gonna blog about this!" and here I am, blogging about it. It was forever.
If its going to take an HOUR to get my shit food, they shouldn't be allowed to kick me out for playing dice/card/board games to pass the time.
Sure, they were understaffed, but to wait 45 minutes between walking in the door and someone ASKING WHAT YOU WANT?! Come on, people. A group across from us, got service about 15 minutes before we did, and they arrived 15 minutes LATER than we did!
So, I left a one cent tip. I displayed it, in a disgusting effort to show, 'Yep, thats all you're getting. I didn't forget, I just hated your shitty fucking service.'
Tho, we did get an extra refill on our hot chocolates... which is why they even got my crappy red penny.
Watched a Nightline special on Brad Stine. Here is a link to his blog
As you can clearly see, he is annoying. He is "Americas Conservative Comedian!" Jesse will hate this mans inability to spell and puncuate, nearly as much as he hates my own... but I get leeway because I have boobs. Brad Stine does not have boobs. He deserves to be mocked for such shortcomings. (Not the boobs, the spelling thing!)
His blog is full of things you expect to see on Fox News. And the funny part is? Brad Stine IS a Christian. Brad Stine IS a conservative, but Brad Stine also admits that he is "tapping" that market specifically and directly through inflammatory speech.
Nightline showed a clip of one of his "engagements" where he charges $10,000 per show to speak on Christian television stations and churches. And, of course, he says something vaguely racist in an Evangelist Church in Kansas City, Mo. Of course its 3,000 white Christian people with mullets, crimped hair and kitty sweatshirts. "THIS is the face of America! We are what America stands for! We are why America HAPPENED! And liberals just keep trying to take it away and say that America is supposed to be DIFFERENT from this! But its NOT!"
It's hard to believe that people who say such silly things believe them, and occasioanlly its comforting when you learn that alot of the faces of conservative media, DON'T believe it... at least not to the degree they say they do. Just like Brad Stine.
Isnt there some kind of weird "scandal" going on about Ann Coulter and her new book being half plagerized? Jesse, do some research. Find out for me.
I told Jesse that I would do his laundry while he went to the doctor and work. He ran out of shirts the other day... let's all hope he isnt recycling underwear like he is shirts...
But, Im feeling inordinately lazy. I dont wanna do stuff! STUFF! Stuff takes work!
BAH!
The smoothies at Orange Julius are expensive. Way too expensive.
Watching 'Cash Cab' again. Its fun watching when its groups of people. One person will automatically take charge and be the "speaker". I love how this happens naturally, without vote, without a fight,.. someone nominates themselves and everyone agrees without even a conversation. Sociology is terribly fun to learn/watch/think about.
You know what's fun? Mormons.
Jesse was talking about how his old Mormon friend came over wanting to buy his old laptop. Jesse showed him around the internet, how the lappy works, etc. The Mormon then got all excited like a small child and said, "Is there porn?!" Jesse, of course says, 'The entire internet IS porn!' and the Mormon boy lights up like its Christmas morning. "Is there any porn on it now? Can we get some? Where do we get it? Can we get it now?"
The Mormon porn-freak, who is yet so innocent to think that the internet is for the free exchange of information and not barely-legal babes and cum-guzzling sluts. So cute. And thats what happens when you repress teenagers. Porn-a-holics. Cute innocent porn-a-holics.
I want juice. Juice goes in here. *points to mouth*
I want some grilled pineapple. Doesn't that sound good? Im trying to convince Jesse that we should barbeque out on his porch.
$26 to see Social Distortion and the SuperSuckers.
Bah. I can live without them.
So hot. A/C is working today... but Im also cooking, so yeah... its not working as well as I'd like.
**********end of restored draft***********
You guys posted alot last night. Im so proud. Blog, my minions! BLOG!!
Went to Shari's last night for a bite to eat... it took us 10 minutes to get seated (although the place was probably at 3/4 occupancy, with MORE than enough free tables to go around) and then 35 minutes to get someone to take our order, and another 30 minutes before we got our food.
"Im SO gonna blog about this!" and here I am, blogging about it. It was forever.
If its going to take an HOUR to get my shit food, they shouldn't be allowed to kick me out for playing dice/card/board games to pass the time.
Sure, they were understaffed, but to wait 45 minutes between walking in the door and someone ASKING WHAT YOU WANT?! Come on, people. A group across from us, got service about 15 minutes before we did, and they arrived 15 minutes LATER than we did!
So, I left a one cent tip. I displayed it, in a disgusting effort to show, 'Yep, thats all you're getting. I didn't forget, I just hated your shitty fucking service.'
Tho, we did get an extra refill on our hot chocolates... which is why they even got my crappy red penny.
Watched a Nightline special on Brad Stine. Here is a link to his blog
As you can clearly see, he is annoying. He is "Americas Conservative Comedian!" Jesse will hate this mans inability to spell and puncuate, nearly as much as he hates my own... but I get leeway because I have boobs. Brad Stine does not have boobs. He deserves to be mocked for such shortcomings. (Not the boobs, the spelling thing!)
His blog is full of things you expect to see on Fox News. And the funny part is? Brad Stine IS a Christian. Brad Stine IS a conservative, but Brad Stine also admits that he is "tapping" that market specifically and directly through inflammatory speech.
Nightline showed a clip of one of his "engagements" where he charges $10,000 per show to speak on Christian television stations and churches. And, of course, he says something vaguely racist in an Evangelist Church in Kansas City, Mo. Of course its 3,000 white Christian people with mullets, crimped hair and kitty sweatshirts. "THIS is the face of America! We are what America stands for! We are why America HAPPENED! And liberals just keep trying to take it away and say that America is supposed to be DIFFERENT from this! But its NOT!"
It's hard to believe that people who say such silly things believe them, and occasioanlly its comforting when you learn that alot of the faces of conservative media, DON'T believe it... at least not to the degree they say they do. Just like Brad Stine.
Isnt there some kind of weird "scandal" going on about Ann Coulter and her new book being half plagerized? Jesse, do some research. Find out for me.
I told Jesse that I would do his laundry while he went to the doctor and work. He ran out of shirts the other day... let's all hope he isnt recycling underwear like he is shirts...
But, Im feeling inordinately lazy. I dont wanna do stuff! STUFF! Stuff takes work!
BAH!
The smoothies at Orange Julius are expensive. Way too expensive.
Watching 'Cash Cab' again. Its fun watching when its groups of people. One person will automatically take charge and be the "speaker". I love how this happens naturally, without vote, without a fight,.. someone nominates themselves and everyone agrees without even a conversation. Sociology is terribly fun to learn/watch/think about.
You know what's fun? Mormons.
Jesse was talking about how his old Mormon friend came over wanting to buy his old laptop. Jesse showed him around the internet, how the lappy works, etc. The Mormon then got all excited like a small child and said, "Is there porn?!" Jesse, of course says, 'The entire internet IS porn!' and the Mormon boy lights up like its Christmas morning. "Is there any porn on it now? Can we get some? Where do we get it? Can we get it now?"
The Mormon porn-freak, who is yet so innocent to think that the internet is for the free exchange of information and not barely-legal babes and cum-guzzling sluts. So cute. And thats what happens when you repress teenagers. Porn-a-holics. Cute innocent porn-a-holics.
I want juice. Juice goes in here. *points to mouth*
I want some grilled pineapple. Doesn't that sound good? Im trying to convince Jesse that we should barbeque out on his porch.