SpokoMojo?

Jul 08, 2006 04:23

Apparently there is a new Pro-Spo ad campaign...

"Spo" being Spokane...

I think someone overheard me talking about the Spo-Po-Depot (Spokane Police Headquarters) and thought my rhyming was catchy and made a shitty campaign out of it.

SpokoMojo?

What the crap is that crappity crap?

Homer: "Yeah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! I mean, they SUCKED! O, I gotta go, my damn weiner-kids are listening."

Lisa: "I am not a weiner!"

Rashonda made a coconut and white chocolate cake for me for our day today.. which I punked out on. THATS how you make a girl feel bad.. when a married mother of two infants bakes you a cake, and you say, "Eh,.. not today". GOD I suck!

Hmm, apparently both "Puma" and "Adidas" brand shoes were companies started by two Nazi patriot brothers who parted ways and started these two feuding companies after WWII.... now ya know.

Im downloading copies of albums I bought years ago, and a few I never purchased. Some Rev, some Toadies, some 30 Seconds to Mars.. you know.. prepping myself. It feels good. Darn good. Darn piratey.

Yarrrr!

I wish I had an eyepatch, one of those nice leather ones, like this crazy dude:


So, Im getting 9 Reverend Horton albums.. over half a gig of sweet rockabilly/psychobilly joy.

I will put it on my personal player, and I shall rock out with my frock out.

Although, frocks usually are "out" being as how you wear them on the outside. I was just looking for a "cock" alternative.. since I dont have one of those.. and even my honorary status has probably been removed with all my girly bitching.

Rock out, cause Im a knock-out?
Rock out like a cut-out?
Rock out while you get your hock out? (I could be referring to your knee-area... or maybe things you have in pawn...)
Rock out like a dumb kraut? Hmm, thats a slur, isn't it? Thats unpleasant.
Rock out and knock a jock out?

Im bored with this.

pirate

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