Comments | gelfling8604: FF7: Hands On: Reno Character Piece (Implied Reno/Rude)

gelfling8604

FF7: Hands On: Reno Character Piece (Implied Reno/Rude)

Jan 20, 2006 08:49

Hands On
FF7
R for language and sexual implications
Reno character piece.
Implied Reno/Rude. Before Crisis setting, slightly funny, on Reno and hands and things that inexplicably wind up where they probably shouldn’t be. Thievery, slander, and sex involved. Short piece.
620 Words

( If he stripped his pants off right here in the middle of the meeting and began jacking off, Rude wouldn’t blink )

drabble, rude, reno, ff7

Comments 53

snm_queen January 20 2006, 17:05:28 UTC

♥ RxR needs more amazing writers like you. Mind if I cross-post this to renorude?

gelfling8604 January 20 2006, 19:37:12 UTC

Hee! Reno is wonderfully evil--much love for him. But sure, that'd be awesome! Did you want the fake-cut version thing I've got around and about?

snm_queen January 20 2006, 23:35:51 UTC

Nevamind, I just copied and pasted the one from the AC comm. Thanks~

gelfling8604 January 20 2006, 23:39:22 UTC

Oh. Geez ^^ Sorry, just got a hold of a computer now. But thanks for doing that! I didn't think it was that good ^^

*is all squishy and warm and happy*

laylah January 20 2006, 17:07:46 UTC

Glee!
I really like the idea of klepto!Reno. Lots. And the voice of this, the sort of breathless pace -- it really suits the kind of hustling vibe.

Rude eventually refuses to see anything that has Heidigger in it.

*dies* Bless him.

gelfling8604 January 20 2006, 19:33:18 UTC

Rude has been working with Reno for a long time, and is now impossible to fool. I loved the voice--hit me on the train and was like "EE! Notebook time!"
Reno is just...COOL. And deliciously evil.

yumeno_shiro January 20 2006, 19:43:26 UTC

hee. You know you've acchieved something special when even the CAMERAS are afraid to know where your hands have been. *squishes your Rude* He should take Reno up on a few of those, it might work the stick out of his bum.

gelfling8604 January 20 2006, 19:53:51 UTC

I like to think Rude eventually breaks down and says "If you don't stop hitting on me, they won't find your body."

It's scary to touch Reno. Or to let him touch you. You don't know where his hair's been or when the last time he washed his hair...ewwe.

forgottenlover January 20 2006, 22:18:59 UTC

::falls over in a peal of giggles:: you animate characters so well

gelfling8604 January 20 2006, 23:33:39 UTC

I think it's something about Reno--he's so diabolically evil without ever crossing the line (or least not while anyone's looking), and just...EVIL.
Yee! Funny! I made someone laugh! I go hurrah!

forgottenlover January 21 2006, 00:15:27 UTC

Yes, I've noticed that, and I can't help thinking that my initial imprssion is 'how cute, he's evil!'

gelfling8604 January 21 2006, 00:46:38 UTC

He's...DUDE. That WORKS. That seriously, seriously WORKS. He is cute when he's being non-lethal-funny evil, but when he's being the other one, mostly he's just sticky and horrible and smells bad.

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turk_elena January 20 2006, 23:57:43 UTC

Pictures of most of the higher-ups in various states of nudity or in rather compromising positions with other higher-ups or subordinates materialize inside the ill-fitting material of Reno’s clothing seemingly by accident, and Rude eventually refuses to see anything that has Heidigger in it.

This killed me so very dead. Oh, my, loving your writing so much; have you written any other FFVII pieces? (... though... I hate to be irritating, but it 'Heidegger', not 'Heidigger'. ^^;)

(... I want to know how he got a pair of her panties, though.)

gelfling8604 January 21 2006, 05:11:27 UTC

Fixed and saved! Sorry about the typo ^^ Didn't realize, I always say it 'digger' in my head.

Reno is wonderful. He's evil and conniving and does anything and everything but stops just short of getting himself killed. Much love for the Reno. As for other FF7 thingies I've done...hm...
There's this FF7 AC Clones bit that people seemed to like, and then there's this Reno/Rufus funny that's also AC setting, and that one's pretty short too. Er...other than that, I've got a few drabbles hanging around, but those are the ones people tend to like. Hope you enjoy!