Here's how you play some EXTREME motherfuckin' TENNIS!
BEER SHADOW!! Let em know you're comin' to WIN!
GREEN FUZZY CHAOS!!
Psyche 'em out with some SAHWEEET air guitar.
Always look EXTREME!! And not just sometimes, pussies.
Look VICTORIOUS often. But don't let it interfere with your looking EXTREME!!!
Laugh at your opponents weaknesses. There should be many.
Put on a fucking skirt, dudes. Of course! Dur!
Look EXTREME in the skirt!! But not as pictured.
DON'T CHOKE!!!
Slap some balls around with EXTREME prejudice!!!
Finally, when you get tired, just say, "AWW, FUCK THIS SHIT. LET'S GO GET SMASHED!" And you will have mastered EXTREME tennis!!!
BONUS: UPSKIRT!!!
GREEN FUZZY CHAOS!!
Psyche 'em out with some SAHWEEET air guitar.
Always look EXTREME!! And not just sometimes, pussies.
Look VICTORIOUS often. But don't let it interfere with your looking EXTREME!!!
Laugh at your opponents weaknesses. There should be many.
Put on a fucking skirt, dudes. Of course! Dur!
Look EXTREME in the skirt!! But not as pictured.
DON'T CHOKE!!!
Slap some balls around with EXTREME prejudice!!!
Finally, when you get tired, just say, "AWW, FUCK THIS SHIT. LET'S GO GET SMASHED!" And you will have mastered EXTREME tennis!!!
BONUS: UPSKIRT!!!