FFT: Chapter 12 (Part I)--The Descent of Shaloma In which Walker tosses a Mesopotamian myth and the Crucifixion in a blender; the heroine is a half-fairy princess; people only grieve for the dying because ritual calls for it; dancing is a form of teleportation; and Hellboy, theGhost of Christmas Present, the Terminator, and the Green Man show up.
And no, it’s not crackfic. This is completely, totally serious. I am so sorry.