Last night was a bundle of fun, but I'm kind of hitting myself in the head with heavy objects. Being drunk + celebratory atmosphere = slutty!Devon.

Plus I walked into a swimming pool with all of my clothes on.

No, I didn't mean to.

No, I don't want to talk about it.

2006 was pretty amazing, and here's to 2007 being even better...

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So I'm telling my sister the story of this weekend, complete with gory details, when my dad says from the bottom of the stairs, "Hey Devon, you know I'm standing right here, right?"

Sometimes, I hate my life.