So. I'm 30. I'm not sure how I feel about it, yet ( Read more... )

I always feel guilty using tampons since I know they're just going to end up in a landfill somewhere not degrading forever, and added to the guilt is the fact that they give me terrible headaches and cramps and the fear that all that rayon really doesn't belong in my cooch. So, I finally got around to ordering a Diva Cup, which has been soundly ( Read more... )

So, I got a Bare Minerals kit with my Christmas Sephora giftcard, but I don't think I've gotten the hang of it, yet. The flawless application brush isn't enough, the kabuki brush is too much. Maybe I just need to do two applications with the flawless brush. shacky20? Any help, here? Plus, I think maybe I need a peel to get rid of my flaky skin. ( Read more... )

Ohhhh, Santa's so nice! He brought me an early Christmas present--a urinary tract infection, just for me! Yay, Santa ( Read more... )

Got the folks (plus Eric and his friend Paul) off to Iowa today. Their flight left at 6:40 in the morning, which is far too early. Then, today turned out to be presents day! Well, OK, I suppose they're not presents if you buy them yourself, but I did get lots of stuff in the mail today. I got the showerhead and 400 thread-count sheets I ordered ( Read more... )

The parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety shut off during female orgasm. Damn. No wonder I love masturbation so much. Well, that and the fact that it feels really fucking good.

I have the cramps to end all craps. I have the worst cramps maybe ever. I have The Cramps of DOOOOOOOOM! They've let up enough for me to get out of bed, but, fuck, I still ache from my stomach down into my thighs. Today has been so painful I feel completely justified in eating nothing but orange sherbert and half a watermelon (one of those ( Read more... )

Well, we had another party tonight out at the pool, and I outed myself as a pervert. To be fair, I didn't start it. I was just sitting there sipping my (very strong) screwdriver listening to the conversation which morphed from doctors' exams to kegels to orgasms and I felt the need to suddely blurt out, "What do you mean you don't have a vibrator ( Read more... )

Well, it's been pouring rain all day and it's something like 60° F (which is roughly 15° C for those of you who live where measurements make sense), so what's a girl to do when it drizzly and freezing? Why, get Eegee's, of course! For those of you who don't know (and that's probably 99% of my flist) an Eegee is kind of like a Slushy, only better ( Read more... )

Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck ( Read more... )