Here's a tip. When you're in line waiting to buy something, and you get up to the cashier? Get off your fucking cell phone. You don't even have to hang up, just tell the person to hold on for 10 seconds or something. For the love of God, get off the fucking cell phone. If you don't, just know that the cashier and the 15 people in line behind ( Read more... )

More WIP amnesty, (that is, things that I will never, ever finish, so here you go)

( Smallville, Clark/Chloe (shut up), NC-17 )