bad!fic is the best fic
When my mom and I laugh really, really hard, we both make these faces like we're maybe grimacing and maybe laughing. No sound comes out except a few harsh wheezes until we catch our breath, and then we sigh and let out a few, "ah-HEE, ah-HEE, ah-HEE!" noises before we start up again. Sometimes we squawk. Sometimes, if I really get going, I take these loud, squeaking in-breaths that make me sound like a coked-up rodent. It's really not pretty. At all. Also, tears run down our cheeks and our nostrils flare in time to our silent laughter, and we quite literally slap our hands on our knees or pound on something with our fists. I could have inherited her pale blonde hair or her ability to remain tan 12 months out of the year, but no, I inherited the ugly laughter.
Why am I telling you this? Because I have been laughing like that for the past ten minutes and it's all cherryicee's fault! She linked to a post where people are writing bad!fic summaries on purpose and, OMG, they're genius!
Just a few of the hilarious lines:
"Warning: innuendo"
"Rated R cos dex is black"
"Can John use his Ancient jeans to save his love?"
And, oh God, so many more right here that I may never do anything but laugh for the rest of my life.
Be sure to read the comments, since this is a fic-a-thon and people are writing bad!fic to go along with the summaries. With author's notes right in the fic itself! And misspellings galore! And unicorns! And abuse of exclamation marks! Like I'm doing right now! Only even worse! I love them all. svmadelyn is a genius for coming up with this--a genius, I say!
ETA: "He hated the Genii more than ever, for what they had done to Rodney and John. For what they had almost done to the beautiful, innocent unicorns."
and
"Shibari for Dummies"
OMG. I'm dying here people--I'm dying!
Why am I telling you this? Because I have been laughing like that for the past ten minutes and it's all cherryicee's fault! She linked to a post where people are writing bad!fic summaries on purpose and, OMG, they're genius!
Just a few of the hilarious lines:
"Warning: innuendo"
"Rated R cos dex is black"
"Can John use his Ancient jeans to save his love?"
And, oh God, so many more right here that I may never do anything but laugh for the rest of my life.
Be sure to read the comments, since this is a fic-a-thon and people are writing bad!fic to go along with the summaries. With author's notes right in the fic itself! And misspellings galore! And unicorns! And abuse of exclamation marks! Like I'm doing right now! Only even worse! I love them all. svmadelyn is a genius for coming up with this--a genius, I say!
ETA: "He hated the Genii more than ever, for what they had done to Rodney and John. For what they had almost done to the beautiful, innocent unicorns."
and
"Shibari for Dummies"
OMG. I'm dying here people--I'm dying!