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I get these random ideas in my head, and its generally impossible to get them out of my head until I go out and do them.
For some reason I decided that I MUST keep a beach towel in my car at all times. Incase I go to a beach. Or get it on in the woods. Or wash my car. Or need something to lay on while target shooting in the desert. You know, shit like that. A big fucking towel is a pretty useful thing.
So today I go to Walmart and look for a beach towel. And you know what? It's hard to find a manly beach towel at Walmart. Maybe its hard to find a manly beach towel anywhere. Why do beach towels have to be tropical colors and have retarded stuff on them like Hannah Montanna or a puppy? Why aren't there badass MANTOWELS that have things like bloody chainsaws or hot bitches holding a machinegun? Do those exist? So I look around a little more and find a colorful towel of animals. Animals on a ship. Animals with eyepatches. Animals with hooks for hands. Yes, Pirate Animals. Pretty lame, BUT then I notice that one of the animals is a monkey. With an earring. Wearing a Bandana. Holding a knife. That is badass. Pirate Monkey will stab a bitch if they try to steal his booty. So I bought it.
And now that I'm back at home looking at my new pirate-monkey-with-a-knife-beach-towel I kinda think that maybe I should have l looked a little harder.
Also I pretty much never update LJ anymore because I'm lazy and would rather post it on myspace instead.
For some reason I decided that I MUST keep a beach towel in my car at all times. Incase I go to a beach. Or get it on in the woods. Or wash my car. Or need something to lay on while target shooting in the desert. You know, shit like that. A big fucking towel is a pretty useful thing.
So today I go to Walmart and look for a beach towel. And you know what? It's hard to find a manly beach towel at Walmart. Maybe its hard to find a manly beach towel anywhere. Why do beach towels have to be tropical colors and have retarded stuff on them like Hannah Montanna or a puppy? Why aren't there badass MANTOWELS that have things like bloody chainsaws or hot bitches holding a machinegun? Do those exist? So I look around a little more and find a colorful towel of animals. Animals on a ship. Animals with eyepatches. Animals with hooks for hands. Yes, Pirate Animals. Pretty lame, BUT then I notice that one of the animals is a monkey. With an earring. Wearing a Bandana. Holding a knife. That is badass. Pirate Monkey will stab a bitch if they try to steal his booty. So I bought it.
And now that I'm back at home looking at my new pirate-monkey-with-a-knife-beach-towel I kinda think that maybe I should have l looked a little harder.
Also I pretty much never update LJ anymore because I'm lazy and would rather post it on myspace instead.