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Tonight I was hanging out with Amanda.
Originally we wanted to play Risk, but none of my friends have the testicular fortitude to bring it.
So we go see Superbad.
And it's like someone has taken parts of my life and made it into three different characters and then wrote a screenplay and was pitching it to different people and then a movie company was like FUCK YEAH LETS MAKE THIS SHIT and then they made it and put in on a big screen and I paid like eight bucks to go see it:
Dorky guy? CHECK
Dorky guy with a best friend whos dorky as well? CHECK
Dorky guy and his best friend who curse like fucking sailors? CHECK
Dorky guy being awkward around girls? CHECK
Dorky guy with a crush on a girl out of his league? CHECK
Dorky guy getting into adventures with his best friend? CHECK
Dorky guys best friend stealing booze from a party where no one knows them? CHECK
Dorky guy getting hammered? CHECK
Dorky guy hooking up with the girl whos way out of his league, but they're both hammered? CHECK
Dorky guy not having sex with the girl because he feels like it'd be bad because they're both drunk? CHECK
What the fuck man. Seriously. I have never felt that awkward in a movie before. Have I done everything on that list at least three times? CHECK
Oh yeah, it was funny. Don't get me wrong. But sonovabitch those dudes were in high school and I am fucking 30. AWESOME! Hello pj you giant fucking loser bitch.
I'm seriously finding the girl at work I think is really pretty and telling her that tomorrow. Or I'll just find her myspace page again and stalk her some more.
Originally we wanted to play Risk, but none of my friends have the testicular fortitude to bring it.
So we go see Superbad.
And it's like someone has taken parts of my life and made it into three different characters and then wrote a screenplay and was pitching it to different people and then a movie company was like FUCK YEAH LETS MAKE THIS SHIT and then they made it and put in on a big screen and I paid like eight bucks to go see it:
Dorky guy? CHECK
Dorky guy with a best friend whos dorky as well? CHECK
Dorky guy and his best friend who curse like fucking sailors? CHECK
Dorky guy being awkward around girls? CHECK
Dorky guy with a crush on a girl out of his league? CHECK
Dorky guy getting into adventures with his best friend? CHECK
Dorky guys best friend stealing booze from a party where no one knows them? CHECK
Dorky guy getting hammered? CHECK
Dorky guy hooking up with the girl whos way out of his league, but they're both hammered? CHECK
Dorky guy not having sex with the girl because he feels like it'd be bad because they're both drunk? CHECK
What the fuck man. Seriously. I have never felt that awkward in a movie before. Have I done everything on that list at least three times? CHECK
Oh yeah, it was funny. Don't get me wrong. But sonovabitch those dudes were in high school and I am fucking 30. AWESOME! Hello pj you giant fucking loser bitch.
I'm seriously finding the girl at work I think is really pretty and telling her that tomorrow. Or I'll just find her myspace page again and stalk her some more.