A story about meat, mushrooms, and a spider
Cook cook cook yay yay yay
"H! I want to be your friend!"
"Ummm, I'm not sure I really want to be friends..."
"Oh I fell into this pan full of mushrooms and sausage. Good thing the burner's not on, and the stuff wasn't cooking, and you weren't looking forward to eating it."
"But... it is... and it was... and I was..."
"Oh. That would explain why I am frying along and adding yummy spider-flavor to your meat and mushrooms!"
"Nuuuuuuuu!"
Long story short I get to have pasta with sauce that has no meat or mushrooms. :(
"H! I want to be your friend!"
"Ummm, I'm not sure I really want to be friends..."
"Oh I fell into this pan full of mushrooms and sausage. Good thing the burner's not on, and the stuff wasn't cooking, and you weren't looking forward to eating it."
"But... it is... and it was... and I was..."
"Oh. That would explain why I am frying along and adding yummy spider-flavor to your meat and mushrooms!"
"Nuuuuuuuu!"
Long story short I get to have pasta with sauce that has no meat or mushrooms. :(