May 01, 2008 01:03
You wake up to a comedian on the radio talking about leaving one's taxes until the last possible second. He uses the words: "...stab a pencil in your eye" and you moan because you, yes you, are that poor wanker. You sit up and say "why am I the perpetual wanker?"
No one can answer that but you, you dumbass.
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BRAID IN HER HAIR,
LUNCH OUTDOORS IN THE SHOWINESS OF NATURE,
WHAT'S NEXT!?!!??!?!?!!!?!?!?
NUTRITIONAL YEAST FOR SUPPER!?!?!??!?!?!!!!
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tomorrow i'm not going to wear a bra.
- Chels
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