Taken from The Love Hotel.

[earn_my_stripes]

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Yukari Yakumo | Touhou | Open!

[aviolethorizon]

[Hm. This is only somewhat worrying, it feels like there's something... wrong... time to phone Ran! Oh wait... her contacts list got Mysteriously Deleted. Well let's see... she'll just have to try to get it off the top of her head...]

BRO EIRIN. BOOYAH.

[owari_no_nai]

[A phone call, at this hour?]

Yagokoro Clinic, this is Dr. Yagokoro. We're closed at the moment, but if you need something, I can point you the right way.

[aviolethorizon]

[There's a momentary pause. Actually a long momentary pause.]

... Yagokoro? Eirin Yagokoro?

[Hang on, mentally imagining what a male Eirin look-

Oop, yep, she's aroused]

[owari_no_nai]

No, I'm afraid there's no one here with that name. Eiji, though, I can provide.

And you are...?

Parsee Mizuhashi | Touhou | Open

[bridgetroll]

[She's not lonely or anything, fuck off!! literally]

this is the worst crack we have ever cracked

[worst_apple]

[NERVOUSLY PICKING UP THE PHONE! Shuffling a book over, fluffing at her skirts...]

U-um... Good... evening...

CRACKIN' HARD

[bridgetroll]

[oh god]

Hey.

Sexy.

Is that really what I'm supposed to say? What the fuck.....

[worst_apple]

U-um...

[Oh man, that voice is kind of... familiar...]

Y-yes? I'm, ah... [Shuffle shuffle.] I'm waiting for you... I'm um...

This is also Yukari Yakumo, but this is male version | Touhou Project | Open!

[grandphantasm]

[Honestly, he's bored and horny, so he reaches for the phone to Call a sex line, LIKE A BOSS, reaching down to smooth a hand over the bulge in his pants, rubbing it slowly. Beat him to the call? Be on the other end? Now that's up to you. Just know he's already pretty much ready... no matter the conversation]

[nothing_is_grey]

[And the phone is answered.]

Committee of Right and Wrong, 5th district Court of Paradise Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu speaking. How may I help you?

[Where was her secretary?]

[grandphantasm]

[Oh that is...

He feels himself twitch, hard. Female Yama... ohhh what a lovely idea. He rubs a little bit harder, starting to debate opening up the front of the pants]

I didn't know the Yama took phone calls.

[nothing_is_grey]

[That voice... something about it was familiar. Oh well.]

There are times when everyone must take their own phone calls. If I am not too busy there is no reason not to.

[She wasn't going to mention a shortage on staff today.]

Shiki Eiki | Touhou Project

[nothing_is_grey]

[She's not calling anyone, but if her phone rings she's ready to answer it.]

Honey B | Lady GaGa's Telephone' | open

[oh_honey_b]

[Listen to that southern city girl lilt!]

Hey there. What can I get for you tonight?