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This is also Yukari Yakumo, but this is male version | Touhou Project | Open! grandphantasm May 2 2011, 21:59:00 UTC
[Honestly, he's bored and horny, so he reaches for the phone to Call a sex line, LIKE A BOSS, reaching down to smooth a hand over the bulge in his pants, rubbing it slowly. Beat him to the call? Be on the other end? Now that's up to you. Just know he's already pretty much ready... no matter the conversation]

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nothing_is_grey May 2 2011, 22:14:20 UTC
[And the phone is answered.]

Committee of Right and Wrong, 5th district Court of Paradise Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu speaking. How may I help you?

[Where was her secretary?]

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grandphantasm May 2 2011, 23:17:41 UTC
[Oh that is...

He feels himself twitch, hard. Female Yama... ohhh what a lovely idea. He rubs a little bit harder, starting to debate opening up the front of the pants]

I didn't know the Yama took phone calls.

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nothing_is_grey May 2 2011, 23:28:59 UTC
[That voice... something about it was familiar. Oh well.]

There are times when everyone must take their own phone calls. If I am not too busy there is no reason not to.

[She wasn't going to mention a shortage on staff today.]

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this is going to be horrific and awesome grandphantasm May 2 2011, 23:57:34 UTC
[He hums a little, softly, and, without making too much noise, pops open the front of his pants! Ah, much better]

Well, that's good. I had need of advice in any case, and who better than the Yama herself?

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Exactly the entire point. :3 nothing_is_grey May 3 2011, 00:28:23 UTC
[She was getting the strangest feeling that... no not even a feeling anymore she was positive.]

Is that you Yukari? It's very strange to hear you say something like that. And sound like a man. I do not have time for games, so please excuse me.

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:3 grandphantasm May 3 2011, 00:34:33 UTC
[Such an authoritative tone; it makes hims shiver a bit] Ah! So you do recognize me. But might I just say one thing; that... 'man' part? I've always been as such, Shiki-sama. At least as far as my awareness goes. Strange, have you always been a woman?

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nothing_is_grey May 3 2011, 00:58:51 UTC
I have always been as such. What a strange crossing of wires.... Is that all you have to say?

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grandphantasm May 3 2011, 01:02:29 UTC
I'm impressed you wish to be done speaking to me so quickly, Shiki-sama. No lectures? [Keep her talking, keep her talking]

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nothing_is_grey May 3 2011, 01:15:11 UTC
What is there new to lecture at the moment? I had no intentions of contacting you and have better things to do.

[But, maybe she could look for something to comment on if Yukari was so eager on it.]

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grandphantasm May 3 2011, 01:23:35 UTC
Oh you always have something new to tell me, Yama. I can scarce believe you're out of ideas now.

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nothing_is_grey May 3 2011, 01:32:37 UTC
It's not a matter of being "out of ideas" as much as being on duty and having other concerns.

[There's a pause as she shuffles around her desk for something.]

Lets see, Yakumo Yukari, Male....

[There's a noise of surprise and then an awkward silence before....]

What are you doing Yukari Yakumo!!? I can assume your behavior more or less is the same, and though your methods are questionable a good amount of the time this is a bit much.

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grandphantasm May 3 2011, 01:44:51 UTC
[He bursts out laughing. Yes, this is funny to him] I assume you're using your mirror to figure out what I'm doing~ So what does it appear to be? [... She's cute when she's mad]

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nothing_is_grey May 3 2011, 01:54:49 UTC
You are being inappropriate. Not only is such conduct deplorable but you go so far as to include myself in your depraved actions. If you truly wish to pursue such an activity at least do it with someone willing! This is no better than if you were to go out and violate someone.

[And in a deeper tone.]

It would be acceptable to remove such parts from you permanently.

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grandphantasm May 3 2011, 02:02:07 UTC
You speak as though such fantasies are uncommon for men. It happens so often... mm... and I can't help that the authority and conviction in the voice of a woman such as yourself are so... nice.

[he... gasps, softly]

Now now, so extreme~

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nothing_is_grey May 3 2011, 02:08:30 UTC
I am not condemning the fantasy, I am condemning even a remote acting upon the fantasy. Have some control!

[She grumbles irritatedly.]

Like a liar a pervert will be dealt with similarly.

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