This is also Yukari Yakumo, but this is male version | Touhou Project | Open!grandphantasmMay 2 2011, 21:59:00 UTC
[Honestly, he's bored and horny, so he reaches for the phone to Call a sex line, LIKE A BOSS, reaching down to smooth a hand over the bulge in his pants, rubbing it slowly. Beat him to the call? Be on the other end? Now that's up to you. Just know he's already pretty much ready... no matter the conversation]
He feels himself twitch, hard. Female Yama... ohhh what a lovely idea. He rubs a little bit harder, starting to debate opening up the front of the pants]
[Such an authoritative tone; it makes hims shiver a bit] Ah! So you do recognize me. But might I just say one thing; that... 'man' part? I've always been as such, Shiki-sama. At least as far as my awareness goes. Strange, have you always been a woman?
It's not a matter of being "out of ideas" as much as being on duty and having other concerns.
[There's a pause as she shuffles around her desk for something.]
Lets see, Yakumo Yukari, Male....
[There's a noise of surprise and then an awkward silence before....]
What are you doing Yukari Yakumo!!? I can assume your behavior more or less is the same, and though your methods are questionable a good amount of the time this is a bit much.
[He bursts out laughing. Yes, this is funny to him] I assume you're using your mirror to figure out what I'm doing~ So what does it appear to be? [... She's cute when she's mad]
You are being inappropriate. Not only is such conduct deplorable but you go so far as to include myself in your depraved actions. If you truly wish to pursue such an activity at least do it with someone willing! This is no better than if you were to go out and violate someone.
[And in a deeper tone.]
It would be acceptable to remove such parts from you permanently.
You speak as though such fantasies are uncommon for men. It happens so often... mm... and I can't help that the authority and conviction in the voice of a woman such as yourself are so... nice.
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Committee of Right and Wrong, 5th district Court of Paradise Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu speaking. How may I help you?
[Where was her secretary?]
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He feels himself twitch, hard. Female Yama... ohhh what a lovely idea. He rubs a little bit harder, starting to debate opening up the front of the pants]
I didn't know the Yama took phone calls.
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There are times when everyone must take their own phone calls. If I am not too busy there is no reason not to.
[She wasn't going to mention a shortage on staff today.]
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Well, that's good. I had need of advice in any case, and who better than the Yama herself?
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Is that you Yukari? It's very strange to hear you say something like that. And sound like a man. I do not have time for games, so please excuse me.
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[But, maybe she could look for something to comment on if Yukari was so eager on it.]
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[There's a pause as she shuffles around her desk for something.]
Lets see, Yakumo Yukari, Male....
[There's a noise of surprise and then an awkward silence before....]
What are you doing Yukari Yakumo!!? I can assume your behavior more or less is the same, and though your methods are questionable a good amount of the time this is a bit much.
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[And in a deeper tone.]
It would be acceptable to remove such parts from you permanently.
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[he... gasps, softly]
Now now, so extreme~
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[She grumbles irritatedly.]
Like a liar a pervert will be dealt with similarly.
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