Complaints regarding the Superbowl
So, The Smoking Gun just posted some... choice complaints they received regarding this year's superbowl. I was going to post this on my Tumblr, but there's just too many good quotes. You really just have to love that homophobe panic. I think the second one is my favorite. I left the spelling errors in for you to enjoy.
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During Prince's rendition of Purple Rain, which I think is a really great song, there seemed to be a shadow puppet of his (penis). The sheet? that was the backdrop seemed to be (stained?) with something (semen?) My children were watching and now I have to explain to them what a wet spot is on a cum covered sheet. Thanks CBS.
I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching a sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating and fondling his guitar behind the curtain. This image only made him look extremely large, which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.
... I was shocked to see the Snickers commercial on television last night. Two individuals (men) engaged in a very sensual/sexual scene. Obviously, so caught up in the heat of the moment that they forgot that they were men and it was unappropriate to be acting in such a way ...
... God knows, I didn't turn on the superbowl expecting to be tricked into watching gay sex! ...
It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phallic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would prefer not to have it showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback, and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.
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During Prince's rendition of Purple Rain, which I think is a really great song, there seemed to be a shadow puppet of his (penis). The sheet? that was the backdrop seemed to be (stained?) with something (semen?) My children were watching and now I have to explain to them what a wet spot is on a cum covered sheet. Thanks CBS.
I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching a sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating and fondling his guitar behind the curtain. This image only made him look extremely large, which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.
... I was shocked to see the Snickers commercial on television last night. Two individuals (men) engaged in a very sensual/sexual scene. Obviously, so caught up in the heat of the moment that they forgot that they were men and it was unappropriate to be acting in such a way ...
... God knows, I didn't turn on the superbowl expecting to be tricked into watching gay sex! ...
It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phallic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would prefer not to have it showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback, and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.