Quiz stollen from Afniel
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now. (Nope)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books. (No)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (LOL, that would have been fun though. :))
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (LOL!!! No, but it could be fun! :))
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Yes)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Never)
× I hate the rain. (Not really. Only if I'm carrying electronics that could get damaged.)
× I'm paranoid at times. (Never)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (No)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Everyone need money.)
× I love sushi. (Still need to try it.)
× I talk really, really fast. (No)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Yeah right.)
× I have long hair. (No, not at all. :))
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (No)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2 actually)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (No)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Fake hair for halloween a long time ago.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Nope)
× I am usually pessimistic. (Never)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Nope)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (No)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (I guess you could say "roommate".)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (No)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (No)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (If I have nothing better to do.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (No)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Only if I am getting something new when I go shopping.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (No)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yeah, I don't like doing it.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Currently liking until I get to know her a little more. :))
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Never had that problem.)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (:()
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (LOL! What kind of friend would you call the cops on?)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I wish I could live forever, so I can learn everything the world has to offer.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (No)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not really.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Don't remember.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (No, that would call for some major ass kicking.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Burned. lol)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (No)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (some, yes.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I protect me and mine.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (A little bit.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (No)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Eh.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Never. That would call for some major ass kicking.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Little by little all of my goals are becoming complete. :))
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Never.)
✓ Democrat. (I'm more of a Centrist but I am a little more Democrat.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Only if it is not the girly crap.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Not anymore.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I try.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Yes.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Not hard at all.)
× I love my job(s). (kind of.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (No)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (No)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (No)
× I love sea turtles. (I don't know.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (No)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Always.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Saxophone.)
× I hate office jobs. (Not a problem for me.)
× I went to college out of state. (No)
× I am adopted. (No)
✓ I am a pyro. (On the 4th of July.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Never)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Only the liers but karma is taking good care of them right now as you read this. :) lol)
× I fall for the worst people. (Not anymore. I have a more refined taste.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (Depends on what it is.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Sometimes.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Don't care.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (I can.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (This is the only journal, so yes.)
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (No)
× I wear a toe ring. (No)
× I have a tattoo. (No)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Don't have that problem.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (No)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (No)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (LOL! Thought about it but as nice as a free college degree, 3 square meals a day, and being muscle bound sounds; I don't want to do it. :))
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I have a few collections but they all give me a profit in the end. :))
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Depends on the dinner.)
× I'm an artist. (No)
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (No)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (No)
× I have terrible teeth. (No)
× I hate my toes. (No)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (No)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (No, more friends in real life. :))
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (States)
× I am extremely flexible. (No)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I don't know.)
× I want to own my own business. (Maybe.)
× I smoke. (No)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Probably.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Maybe.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Oh yes. :))
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Never.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Never cared.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (No)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (:))
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Never! :))
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I can prove that they exist. :))
× I can't stand being alone. (Don't care. It's nice to have some quiet time here and there. :))
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (No)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (No)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (No)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Never)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (No)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Doesn't matter.)
× I am a Libertarian. (No)
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Yes :))
× I would rather read than watch TV. (No)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (No)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (No)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (No)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (A long time ago. Never cried but was looking for something that would improve my life and everyone elses.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Sometimes animals can be smarter than most people. lol)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sadly not anymore. :()
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (No, I like it.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Hmmm, I'll have to try that sometime. It sounds fun. lol :))
× I am compulsively honest. (No compulsively, just brutally.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (No)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (No)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (No)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (No)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (FF7 did that to me once in my life and that was it.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (No)
× I dislike milk. (I love milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (No)
× I always carry something significant around with me. (No and Why?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (No)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I don't know how to answer this one.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (No)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (weird)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (No)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Some people yes, because they won't fix the problem that they keep bit**ing about. Why be so weak?)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (That was fun.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (No)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Don't know.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (It doesn't bother me.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Sometimes.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Sometimes.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (No)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Depends on the situation.)
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I used to but now I have other things that are taking up my time. :))
× I love to sing. (No)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Don't have to worry about that. My mom doesn't have one and there is not way that she would have me live back at home again. :))
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (That I built myself. :))
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (No)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Yikes, I don't think so.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays. (No)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (No)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (You'll never learn from them if you do. Besides they are the best mistakes that you can make. ;) :))
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (No)
× I need more time to myself. (No)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (No)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (No)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (No)
× I say random things to freak people out. (No)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Huh? No.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Eh. Don't care.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Not really)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (No)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long. (Don't care.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (LOL, my LJ friends are my real life friends. :))
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Yeah it didn't do anything.)
× I miss somebody right now. (Nope)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books. (No)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (LOL, that would have been fun though. :))
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (LOL!!! No, but it could be fun! :))
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Yes)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Never)
× I hate the rain. (Not really. Only if I'm carrying electronics that could get damaged.)
× I'm paranoid at times. (Never)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (No)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Everyone need money.)
× I love sushi. (Still need to try it.)
× I talk really, really fast. (No)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Yeah right.)
× I have long hair. (No, not at all. :))
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (No)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2 actually)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (No)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Fake hair for halloween a long time ago.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Nope)
× I am usually pessimistic. (Never)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Nope)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (No)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (I guess you could say "roommate".)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (No)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (No)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (If I have nothing better to do.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (No)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Only if I am getting something new when I go shopping.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (No)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yeah, I don't like doing it.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Currently liking until I get to know her a little more. :))
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Never had that problem.)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (:()
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (LOL! What kind of friend would you call the cops on?)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I wish I could live forever, so I can learn everything the world has to offer.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (No)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not really.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Don't remember.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (No, that would call for some major ass kicking.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Burned. lol)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (No)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (some, yes.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I protect me and mine.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (A little bit.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (No)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Eh.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Never. That would call for some major ass kicking.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Little by little all of my goals are becoming complete. :))
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Never.)
✓ Democrat. (I'm more of a Centrist but I am a little more Democrat.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Only if it is not the girly crap.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Not anymore.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I try.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Yes.)
✓ I can work on a car. (Not hard at all.)
× I love my job(s). (kind of.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (No)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (No)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (No)
× I love sea turtles. (I don't know.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (No)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Always.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Saxophone.)
× I hate office jobs. (Not a problem for me.)
× I went to college out of state. (No)
× I am adopted. (No)
✓ I am a pyro. (On the 4th of July.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Never)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Only the liers but karma is taking good care of them right now as you read this. :) lol)
× I fall for the worst people. (Not anymore. I have a more refined taste.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (Depends on what it is.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Sometimes.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Don't care.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (I can.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (This is the only journal, so yes.)
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (No)
× I wear a toe ring. (No)
× I have a tattoo. (No)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Don't have that problem.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (No)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (No)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (LOL! Thought about it but as nice as a free college degree, 3 square meals a day, and being muscle bound sounds; I don't want to do it. :))
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I have a few collections but they all give me a profit in the end. :))
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Depends on the dinner.)
× I'm an artist. (No)
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (No)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (No)
× I have terrible teeth. (No)
× I hate my toes. (No)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (No)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (No, more friends in real life. :))
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (States)
× I am extremely flexible. (No)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I don't know.)
× I want to own my own business. (Maybe.)
× I smoke. (No)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Probably.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Maybe.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Oh yes. :))
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Never.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Never cared.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (No)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (:))
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Never! :))
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I can prove that they exist. :))
× I can't stand being alone. (Don't care. It's nice to have some quiet time here and there. :))
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (No)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (No)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (No)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Never)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (No)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Doesn't matter.)
× I am a Libertarian. (No)
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Yes :))
× I would rather read than watch TV. (No)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (No)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (No)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (No)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (A long time ago. Never cried but was looking for something that would improve my life and everyone elses.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Sometimes animals can be smarter than most people. lol)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sadly not anymore. :()
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (No, I like it.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Hmmm, I'll have to try that sometime. It sounds fun. lol :))
× I am compulsively honest. (No compulsively, just brutally.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (No)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (No)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (No)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (No)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (FF7 did that to me once in my life and that was it.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (No)
× I dislike milk. (I love milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (No)
× I always carry something significant around with me. (No and Why?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (No)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I don't know how to answer this one.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (No)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (weird)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (No)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Some people yes, because they won't fix the problem that they keep bit**ing about. Why be so weak?)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (That was fun.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (No)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Don't know.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (It doesn't bother me.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Sometimes.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Sometimes.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (No)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Depends on the situation.)
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I used to but now I have other things that are taking up my time. :))
× I love to sing. (No)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Don't have to worry about that. My mom doesn't have one and there is not way that she would have me live back at home again. :))
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (That I built myself. :))
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (No)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Yikes, I don't think so.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays. (No)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (No)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (You'll never learn from them if you do. Besides they are the best mistakes that you can make. ;) :))
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (No)
× I need more time to myself. (No)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (No)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (No)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (No)
× I say random things to freak people out. (No)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Huh? No.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Eh. Don't care.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Not really)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (No)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long. (Don't care.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (LOL, my LJ friends are my real life friends. :))
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Yeah it didn't do anything.)