Being for the Benefit of certain assholes
Listen closely: a little fun is one thing. It can be funny to laugh at the egomaniac and what kind of an idiot he is. But after awhile, it gets not funny and damn cruel. So I'm only going to say this to the people who are acting in my "defense" from the "evil alien." You other people who are just assholes can deal with Zim on your own time, but I'm not going to let anything that cruel happen to him...at least, not until he gets that annoying robot back or gets a brain or something.
But YOU people, the ones mentioned above. I expect you to remember who the fuck you're dealing with. You're not talking to a little girl who hides under the bed when things get too scared, or even CARES about the fact that she died in some other world. I'll deal with that on my own time. In fact, some of you, DIB, should remember what happens when you dedicate your time to something so single minded: you become a nothing. I told you this before, and you didn't listen. You want to know something?
There WAS someone I hated in your story. It wasn't Zim or dad or even you. It was HER. I hated her for telling you what she did before she died, and I blame her for how you're acting now. Oh, but I can't really call her "her" can I? It's me. I didn't think I'd ever be able to understand why she said something like that, but I think I know now. She hated what you'd allowed yourself to become. She hated that you actually have potential to be smart, to be like dad, and instead you devoted it to going after an alien who could barely attempt to take over earth. She hated she had to DIE for it, and see you become the exact person you are now.
Think about that.
But you know, I wished Dib's craziness hurt me the most. It didn't.
YOURS did. I told you why I didn't want Dib doing this. I thought you understood. But if I know you're involved when I thought you weren't, you could have been doing this the moment Zim arrived. And that means...it means I'm going to give you a chance to explain. Because if I don't, I might find out you lied to me. And you should remember WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE TRUTH TO EACH OTHER.
That's it. That's all. I'm done with this.
But YOU people, the ones mentioned above. I expect you to remember who the fuck you're dealing with. You're not talking to a little girl who hides under the bed when things get too scared, or even CARES about the fact that she died in some other world. I'll deal with that on my own time. In fact, some of you, DIB, should remember what happens when you dedicate your time to something so single minded: you become a nothing. I told you this before, and you didn't listen. You want to know something?
There WAS someone I hated in your story. It wasn't Zim or dad or even you. It was HER. I hated her for telling you what she did before she died, and I blame her for how you're acting now. Oh, but I can't really call her "her" can I? It's me. I didn't think I'd ever be able to understand why she said something like that, but I think I know now. She hated what you'd allowed yourself to become. She hated that you actually have potential to be smart, to be like dad, and instead you devoted it to going after an alien who could barely attempt to take over earth. She hated she had to DIE for it, and see you become the exact person you are now.
Think about that.
But you know, I wished Dib's craziness hurt me the most. It didn't.
YOURS did. I told you why I didn't want Dib doing this. I thought you understood. But if I know you're involved when I thought you weren't, you could have been doing this the moment Zim arrived. And that means...it means I'm going to give you a chance to explain. Because if I don't, I might find out you lied to me. And you should remember WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE TRUTH TO EACH OTHER.
That's it. That's all. I'm done with this.