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My boss just got an email from our telecommunications contractor on a quote regarding the installation of an in-ground access space for communications wires ( Read more... )

"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

So we're coming back from lunch and a guy is just sitting there in the center lane, not turning, not moving. Zane comes up behind him and proceeds to bellow (in his very redneck voice), "Who the hell is this guy? What the?" *waves his hands in the air* "Just damn! You dumb-ass idiot ( Read more... )

Me apparently ( Read more... )

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Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!
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I got an email this morning from the President of a club. 158 words and not ONE period in sight!

That has got to be some kind of record. Where are the grammar peeps? Can I get a verification on this. And that's not including the spelling errors, such as "manuel = manual" and "incramants = increments".

I can't even respond to something like

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