aut ceasar, aut nihil
THE BORGIAS. I THINK IT CANNOT GET BETTER AND THEN IT GETS BETTER.
I WANT TO LICK FRANCOIS ARNAUD IN OBSCENE WAYS. WATCHING HIM ON SCREEN IS LIKE SEX. I AM HYPERVENTILATING. I NEED THE REST OF THE EPISODES. NEED.
And Luke Pasqualino finally walked on screen and made me go, oh dear, I hope you do not have that hair when you play William Adama.
But I cannot even think of how hot he'll look as a flyboy smoking cigars and shooting cylons right now, because even though I am in love with his sexy puppy eyes (and they keep teasing me with his naked chest, does he get naked, is it bad if I want him to get naked???), I'm too distracted by Francois Arnaud being A MOTHERFUCKING BAMF dear god I probably would have paid attention at Church if my priests looked like him.
And the incest, the incest, the incest. I thought I'd never get past him telling his sister that he'd cut out her future husband's heart with a butter knife (and man he is a dick, can that happen? Probably not historically accurate, but fuck history give me Cesare being a scary ass gangster and defending his sister's honor any day of the week) but when he carries her away from her wedding? Unf.
The episode made me wonder about filming rape scenes though. Like how awkward is that for actors? Do you walk up and say, hi, I'm going to rape you today? Or do you stay in character and walk up and be like, yo, homes you know how I know we're having sex tonight? 'Cause I'm stronger than you. Dun dun dun okay I will stop making rude, horrible jokes. But seriously, that must be really strange for actors.
Was it weird, Xander Harris? Oh yeah, I saw that shit on Private Practice. It's going to make it impossible for me to watch you on Buffy ever again.
Peace, I'mma go drink my tea and watch Peter raid Olivia's mind on LSD. NEVER CHANGE FRINGE. NEVER CHANGE.
EDIT- Um, okay, I take it back Fringe. There might be some things you really should change. That cartoon shit made me go wut. If you can't get an actor irl, how about you just stay away from plots involving his character, yeah?
...But the bit with Olivia and Peter knowing it wasn't her and everything made me go squeeeee continuity, so you did win there.
I WANT TO LICK FRANCOIS ARNAUD IN OBSCENE WAYS. WATCHING HIM ON SCREEN IS LIKE SEX. I AM HYPERVENTILATING. I NEED THE REST OF THE EPISODES. NEED.
And Luke Pasqualino finally walked on screen and made me go, oh dear, I hope you do not have that hair when you play William Adama.
But I cannot even think of how hot he'll look as a flyboy smoking cigars and shooting cylons right now, because even though I am in love with his sexy puppy eyes (and they keep teasing me with his naked chest, does he get naked, is it bad if I want him to get naked???), I'm too distracted by Francois Arnaud being A MOTHERFUCKING BAMF dear god I probably would have paid attention at Church if my priests looked like him.
And the incest, the incest, the incest. I thought I'd never get past him telling his sister that he'd cut out her future husband's heart with a butter knife (and man he is a dick, can that happen? Probably not historically accurate, but fuck history give me Cesare being a scary ass gangster and defending his sister's honor any day of the week) but when he carries her away from her wedding? Unf.
The episode made me wonder about filming rape scenes though. Like how awkward is that for actors? Do you walk up and say, hi, I'm going to rape you today? Or do you stay in character and walk up and be like, yo, homes you know how I know we're having sex tonight? 'Cause I'm stronger than you. Dun dun dun okay I will stop making rude, horrible jokes. But seriously, that must be really strange for actors.
Was it weird, Xander Harris? Oh yeah, I saw that shit on Private Practice. It's going to make it impossible for me to watch you on Buffy ever again.
Peace, I'mma go drink my tea and watch Peter raid Olivia's mind on LSD. NEVER CHANGE FRINGE. NEVER CHANGE.
EDIT- Um, okay, I take it back Fringe. There might be some things you really should change. That cartoon shit made me go wut. If you can't get an actor irl, how about you just stay away from plots involving his character, yeah?
...But the bit with Olivia and Peter knowing it wasn't her and everything made me go squeeeee continuity, so you did win there.