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Guys, I have so much to say. Starting with:
- FINE, NICKELODEON, FINE. I'll write fucking fic for The Troop. Are you happy now? You shouldn't be,because it's going to be rated M for blood and violence and man sex, because that's how I roll.
- Dear Cartoon Network. I know we've had our differences. We had a close, personal relationship when I was twelve and you reaired Sailor Moon. We spent late nights together with Voltron and Macross and Thundercats. Things turned turbulant when you decided to air Dragonball ZKEEPghgdpapdjdgapeo whatever letter they were on. The painful separation began. I cheated on you with other children's networks. You aired more and more crap. We drifted. Now, I am here to say that all is forgiven...if you renew Unnatural History. It's the season finale, people. WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T I HEARD THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER SEASON YET? It has Kevin Schmidt. It has Kevin Schmidt naked and saying words like e-tune-y (iTunes) and dopey (dope) and photopopped (photoshopped) and being generally adorable, and I have a whole rant about how he's not actually a Gary Stu and the definition of that word has been twisted nine ways til Sunday by fandom, because sometimes you do have that rare heroic beautiful amazing guy/girl who everyone really does love, and they're rare as fuck, which is why in fandom it's not believable because it's always some random girl/guy with no reason to be special, but Henry has a reason, and even I'm in love with him. How can I have these arguments with myself and shadowy internet people if you cancel the show??? Also, side note, props for that devastated look Jasper gave Henry when he said he was leaving. I believed their boyfriendyness more than ever. Anyway, point being, Cartoon Network, if you don't renew this shit, I will forget we ever had a relationship and hunt you down. There will be shanking in your future. Count on it.
- Gossip Girl: Stop breaking my heart. I'll allow Chuck and Blair to have a break for now, but if they don't get together again by the end of the show, someone's a gonna get a hurt real bad.
- Rubicon: Stop wavering. Either continue to make me fall asleep or actually be interesting. Decide on one- I can't keep drifting off only to find vital plot points are a happening.
- So, Big Time Rush is having an album signing in Wayne, NJ. That's way closer than NYC and doesn't involve me taking a train. It's also on my last free day before that thing that I mentioned being exciting but can't tell you guys what it is yet- my point here is, I'm kind of terrified of going up to the mall and Wayne and acting like the twenty four year old creeper I am all alone. Someone bring me!!!
- Speaking of BTR and UnHist- so, general poll for anyone out there who likes Unnatural History/BTR...I'm considering posting the fic in parts to my lj in the hopes that it will compel me to write, y'know, more of it. Also, I'm impatient and hate waiting til something's done for feedback. Anywho, I'd post it in parts here, and then, when it's done, do it as a oneshot on ffn. Does that sound good, or like a total cop-out?
- Speaking of places I have to drive far to get to, my boyfriend invited me to a barbecue up at Stony Brook on Saturday. Do I want to discontinue my social leprosy and go, or shall I spend one last week in my hermit-ized existence.
- That cop dude on NCIS: LA is hot. He wears tight pants. I approve.
- Castle's back! I missed Castle! It was hilarious!
- Caprica's coming back...Caprica, we need to talk. Actually, here, I'll sum it up- don't suck this season. Stop trying so hard to be BSG, 'cause it's a feat you'll never actually achieve. Stop with the cryptic messages (I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAN, KARA THRACE DIDN'T HARBINGE ANY APOCALYPSES THAT I SAW), and just try to do your own thing. I won't object if you bring an older Thrace into it, though.
- Did I mention I sat through Resident Evil: After Life? A zombie movie? Me, who is super scared of zombies? And okay, I laughed my way through the first RE, but that was back when I was eighteen, and not scared of the undead. The second time I saw it, I cringed and cried. I sat through RE2 with my head in my ex's lap (not in a dirty way, although maybe), and through RE: Apocalypse with my fingers covering my eyes ninety percent of the time. I saw this in 3D and barely even whimpered, like a big girl. Okay, I whimpered a little. But mostly I thought the 3D for once was actually cool and added my enjoyment of the movie for the first time ever, and the rain scene with the Japanese zombie was pretty wicked, and the water scene with Claire kicked maaaaaaaaaaaajor ass. Now I want Claire/Chris/Alice, btw. Or just Claire/Chris. Ali Larter/Claire can reprise her Bollywood booty dance from Marigold for her brother while...yeah, gonna stop right there. And then we saw Easy A, which was cute. I love me some Aly Michalka and Amanda Bynes, and to a degree some Emma Stone. Also, Penn Badgely was weirdly cute.