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*Please note that as of 12/31/15 (actually a little earlier), I am only posting new stories on Archive of Our Own. It's an easier platform to work with, and honestly, crossposting has been bettering obnoxious. I will update here if there's an ongoing story, but otherwise, not so much. This list is complete with (most) BTR fic (I believe gay band!fic and the sequel to my last Big Time Bang are missing), and has none of my Flash/Agent Carter/Legends of Tomorrow fic.
Complete
This is how this is going to work. Stories that are pure humor or fluff will have a ♥ next to them.
Each story has an italicized clip from the actual fic, followed by a brief sentence long description of what I think it's all about if the clip isn't self-explanatory. You can also find all (most) fic here, at fanfiction.net or here, at AO3
PS - Textfic is literally fic that I texted people while bored. Meaning it's probably full of grammatical errors, but also is usually all humor and sex. It is clearly marked as textfic.
Big Time Rush:
By Pairing:
Kendall/Logan
1.
Here Be Dragons
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
-For the first time Kendall accepted he'd never, ever get used to California. On top of the dragons, on top of the counterfeit brightness and the phony people, and on top of the fact that he was totally out of his element…There was obviously something in the water. Also Kendall/James.
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2.
We Are All Embers
Oneshot
-He hates him sometimes; Kendall. He doesn't want to. Kendall's amazing. He's noble, beautiful, untouchable. It's only natural that it becomes an issue.
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3.
My Warships Are Lying Off The Coast (Of Your Delicate Heart)
-If this were a real fairytale, it would end in a kiss, but that’s not how this story works.
Oneshot
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4.
Saddle Up, Baby (A Storm Is On The Horizon)
-All the battles are over. The war is one. For once, the four plucky hockey players from Minnesota didn't come out on the winning side. Or, Logan and Kendall try to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
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5.
T-Rex
-“You’re late,” Kendall snipes, because Logan was supposed to be at his house ages ago. “And you look weird. What kind of dinosaur are you supposed to be?”
Drabble
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Kendall/James
1.
We Could Take To The Highway
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6, 7, 8, 9
-He'd been all over the world, but he hadn't, not really. Not when his memories were painted in the pearlescent blues, pinks, and whites of shampoo bottles, the turquoise of chlorinated pools, and a million different shades of Kendall, Logan, and Carlos. Roadtrip!fic
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2.
Hotblack
Oneshot
-Kendall never talked about his dad, and no one ever asked.
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3.
With Blood In Their Mouths
Oneshot
-Because vampires and werewolves didn't get along, but James and Kendall always had.
A side story for the episode Big Time Halloween.
& the (considerably more comedic) sequel
Sharpening Their Cleavers And Their Knives
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
-Logan gets horny and starts the zombie apocalypse.
♥
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4.
Lots Of People Say
Oneshot
-Kendall Knight was indubitably, without a doubt, one hundred percent gay. But no one knew how to tell him that.
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5.
Nothing And Nowhere Is Golden
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
-That's the other thing C.S. Lewis doesn't tell you. Universe hopping is exhausting.
Based on the unaired BTR pilot, where Curt Hansen (Dak Zevon) played Kendall's role.
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6.
Grab My Bags And Go
Oneshot
-The highways are massive blockades of cars and weeds. Travel on foot takes ages, and there’s always the threat of patrols, renegade groups of bandits and vandals and thieves who charge a toll that you have to pay if you like breathing. Most people pay. The bodies of those who don’t dangle off the sides of overpasses, warnings for all to see. It wouldn’t be safe, taking a traveling show on the road with the risk of ending up a corpse. No one ever risks the waterways though. It’s genius.
Apoca!fic, where Kendall is a brave privateer and wants James to be his swooning princess.
& the sequel:
Hoping For The Shore
Part 1, Part 2
-The times James likes best are the parts afterwards, when Kendall rests his head against James’s chest, listening to his heartbeat, drumming to the rhythm against James’s ribs. When that happens, James feels like his heart is chanting Kendall’s name, a constant mantra of Ken-dall, Ken-dall, Ken-dall spelled in patter thuds.
Where swooning princess James just wants to be loved.
& the smut, written by the ever awesome jblostfan16
Fall Into Your Sunlight
Bonus Outtake
& Some more Smut
Crashing On Harbors
Oneshot
-“Are we having a coronation?” Kendall asks, laughter a high, flighty thing in his throat. It flaps its wings, steals his breath away. James hums and approaches. He stares at Kendall for this long moment that feels important. It stretches between them, tentative, and Kendall is caught in the color of James’s eyes. There is nothing he wouldn’t do for this boy. There isn’t a dragon or a zombie or a monster he wouldn’t slay in James’s honor. It’s a new and fragile feeling, something that lives in his blood and his heart and his mind. James settles the crown on Kendall’s head. The flimsy metal is light, but the gesture is heavy, and Kendall feels the crown weigh him down like it’s made of real gold.
& Ever more Smut written by jblostfan16
Like The World Today
Oneshot
And, just for the record, there is another related smutty story down in the Carlos/Logan section.
& MORE by jblostfan16, my bb
Just Breathe With Me
Oneshot
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7.
Your Love Is A Melody
Oneshot
-James doesn't want a best friend who can't sing.
♥
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8.
Young And Naïve Still
Oneshot
-Boys are not supposed to be pretty.
♥
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9.
Stronger Souls Than You
Oneshot
-"We'll go on three."
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10.
So Black And Blue (Every Time I Fell For You)
Oneshot
- James teaches Kendall how to surf.
♥
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11.
The West Coast Sky (Daring Me To Try)
Oneshot
-“Sleep is not boring. Sleep is awesome. Sexy, even. Sleep and I need some private time, alone, right now.”
♥
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12.
The Things That Keep Me Alive (Keep Me Alone)
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
-James realized right then that what he felt for Kendall wasn’t vague, distant, or nameless. It was love; intense, awful, and terrifying. It was something he’d been denying since the first day of preschool, since the moment that they met. And he also began to understand that because Kendall was straight, because Kendall could never love him back, he had been doing his best to make him hurt.
The story where James steals all of Kendall's girlfriends, so Kendall steals James's dreams.
& the companion story:
Save Your Ammunition For Somebody Else
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
-It’s not romantic to love someone for your entire life, he thinks. It’s pathetic. He’s pathetic. But the thing he is forced to acknowledge before every concert, if he has even a moment to pause and think, the thing that plagues his mind if there is even a second long lull in the crowd’s anticipatory cheers is that- He doesn’t know how to stop. He’s been in love with James for his entire life, and he just doesn’t know how to stop.
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13.
Like The Shotgun (Needs An Outcome)
Oneshot
-Kendall gets Hollywood Fever. Kind of. Not really. Mostly he just gets really horny.
♥
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14.
Come On, Sweet Catastrophe
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
-James tries to get Kendall laid.
♥
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15.
Civilian
Oneshot
-He really does appreciate the superficial adoration, most of the time, but on stifling summer nights like these, he just wants to disappear into the crowded clubs. He has these fantasies about hooking up with a stranger, about foreign hands creeping across his body and a mouth that doesn’t know his name.
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16.
Two Ravens In The Old Oak Tree
Oneshot
-When he was twenty two, he found a four leaf clover on the same day that James’s album went platinum. He thought it was a sign.
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17.
Prettier Than Anything I'd Write
Oneshot
-It gets so much worse two days later, when Kendall calls across the pool, “Hey Logan. Did you get any on prom night?”
BTProm!fic
Prompt fill for jblostfan16
♥
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18.
Boy, You're Dangerous
Oneshot
-Kendall manages to stop himself from beating the living daylights out of James, ‘cause god knows the boy can’t afford to lose any more brain cells. He very calmly goes back to the apartment after his defeat with Griffin. He channels all his anger into strangling a pillow that he pretends has James’s face. It helps. Kind of.
BTReality!fic
Prompt fill for goten0040
♥
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19.
When They Come For Me
Oneshot
-"Can you ever outgrow giant robots and supermodels?" Carlos asks, horrified by the very idea of it.
Um. Basically a blowjob during Transformers: Dark of the Moon
♥
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20.
Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid
Oneshot
-Most of the time, you feel like a god on earth. You’re a burning star, boys at your back, and there’s nothing you can’t do. Pre-slash.
Loosely inspired by Entourage.
& the sequel
The Spaces Between Stars
Oneshot
-“Maybe you should do the interview,” James mumbles, and he’s in close again, invading your personal space in this way that makes your nerves jangle and your skin hum, the way you feel on a plane before takeoff.
& the, uh, other sequel (a birthday present for breila_rose)
Building Castles On Cobwebs
Oneshot
-His voice is magic. His voice is a miracle. His voice is yours, yours, yours.
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21.
A Clouded Dream On An Earthly Night
Oneshot
-He spots Kendall dancing with a girl from their math class across the bonfire, his fingers instinctively curling into fists. Kendall is holding a green Glowstick and the color shading his cheekbones makes his face look impish; almost demonic with the addition of the mask. But James can tell it’s him, by the way his hair shines golden-orange in the reflection of the flames, like he’s wearing a crown of fire and moonlight. His hips are pressed up against the girl’s butt, and they’re moving in time to the tinny radio, hips dipping, hearts pounding. James’s ears begin to roar, and he loses the rhythm of the music, of the night around him.
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22.
Some Sad Singers (They Just Play Tragic)
Oneshot
-Kendall manages to extricate himself from James’s hold. He clambers out of the wheelbarrow, but he can’t quite escape the way that James nuzzles up against Kendall’s leg. “You asked what would make me feel better?” Kendall nods, trying to focus on the pretty blue plastic and not the way James’s face is pressed into the seam of his jeans. All Kendall can see are James’s eyes when he says, “I’ll feel better if you let me fuck you.”
Prompt fill for goten0040
♥
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23.
Get This
Oneshot
-James takes a shaky breath and glances down at the screen, which glows with the image of Kendall’s erect dick, and fuck. There is something seriously wrong with him.
♥
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24.
Be Mine, Be Kind (But Be Cruel To Me)
Oneshot
-Right before James knocked over that desk (and Carlos), Kendall had caught a glimpse of it; lips parted, chest heaving, eyes bright. It almost looked like he was turned on.
Prompt fill for the btr_kink meme.
♥
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25.
Shut Your Eyes
co-written with goten0040
Big Time Rush--- Kendall/James--- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 , 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26
-Future!fic: Kendall returns to L.A. six years after Big Time Rush disbanded. James has been missing for years. Imagine how things change when James reappears in his life. And he needs help.
Bonus Fanmix and FAQ Post.
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26.
Bigger Than You Ever Done It
Oneshot
-“What would I do if you disappeared into the ocean forever?” Kendall demands, nipping at James’s ear. He runs his tongue slick and wet against the cartilage. “Did you even think about it?”
Prompt fill for eviljellybean88, Takes place during BTBeach Party.
♥
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27.
Your Fingerprints Are Everywhere
Part 1, Part 2
-James finds Shane curled up on his bed. He didn’t go back to their dad’s. James wonders whether Shane’s waiting for news of how it went with Kendall or if he’s just waiting for James. James decides, just this once, that he’ll pretend it’s the latter. He pulls back the covers, shucking his shirt and jeans and sliding into bed. His skin is cold and clammy, but Shane is warm, slow breathing and a gentle heartbeat. James snuggles up against him. He falls asleep watching the soft rise and fall of his brother’s chest, caught somewhere between hate and love. When James wakes up in the morning, Shane is already gone.
Inspired by the iCarly episode where James Maslow appears as Shane.
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28.
You Get Me Every Time
Oneshot
-James takes Kendall costume shopping.
Prompt fill for queenitsy.
♥
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29.
October's Got Those Orange Eyes
Oneshot
-PUMPKIN SPICE HAYSTACK SEX. Or James gives Kendall a handjob in the middle of a pumpkin patch.
Prompt fill for laxgoalie16.
♥
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30.
Punk Bitch
Oneshot
-James keeps trying to beat Kendall.
Birthday fic for jblostfan16
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31.
If You Haven't Got A Ha'Penny (God Bless You)
Oneshot
-"Aren't you worried you're going to get pine needles in your eyes?"
♥
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32.
Here, Beneath My Lungs
Oneshot
-He wraps his hand around James, no pressure on his windpipe, squeezing until James’s last gasp is captured somewhere between his Adam’s apple and his tongue, a taste he can roll around in his mouth as everything goes hazysharp.
Autoerotic Asphyxiation prompt for jblostfan16
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33.
Before Summer's Over
Part 1, Part 2
-James is a virgin. James is not super pleased about that.
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34.
Holding On (For Way Too Long)
-Kendall is standing there on the dirty concrete, his eyes glowing neon, like the night that stretches long and loud around them, the din of tourists and starlets and businessmen building into a steady buzz. It makes James’s bones hum, and so does Kendall, with his defiant gaze and the hurt, razor edges of his smile. James finally makes his choice the same way he makes most of his decisions; impulsively. Or, Kendall is a virgin. James decides to fix that.
Oneshot
Prompt fill for madaleine
♥
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35.
Underdone, Undertongued, Lung Long Frontmen
-There's this kid in Kendall's band, and he's a pain in the ass.
Oneshot
Birthday present for breila_rose
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36.
You've Got Some Teeth On That Stare
-James and Kendall get drunk. Kendall is apparently a nymphomaniac, but that has nothing to do with anything. And then they bang. (Just to warn, as far as textfic goes, this one is the most unedited/horrible because it was my first and also my drunkest.)
Textfic
♥
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37.
We'll Tell You When They're Hungry Again
-James is not the slut in this scenario. (Or James and Kendall roleplay Cinna and Finnick from The Hunger Games)
Textfic
♥
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38.
Sushi
-Kendall gives James food poisoning. Accidentally, of course.
Drabble
♥
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39.
Atlas Hands
-She is his heart and James the rest of him, his pulse, his bones, all the things that make him strong, that keep him alive. (Or a fic where James and Kendall actually ARE Cinna and Finnick from The Hunger Games)
Oneshot
& The Sequel
Make It Gold
-Kendall is the one who pulls back, who says goodbye. He has to run off to his mad girl, to sing her sweetly to sleep the way he has not for James in so very long. James stares out at the glittering lights of the Capitol and tells himself that it is okay. They’ll see each other again. They have a date at the ocean in a few weeks’ time.
Oneshot
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40.
Stardust
-breila_rose wanted serious fic where Kendall was Finnick and James was Annie from The Hunger Games: “You should.” James bit his lip and looked up at the sky, the moon, the stars. “One day we’ll be stardust again.”
Drabble
Now, lilahfrost wrote what, as far as I'm concerned is an actual canonical sequel to this. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. Found here.
& The Prequels by moi
I Loved You Then (And I Loved You Now)
-He recaptures James's attention with a stray ray, all rubbery smooth skin. Kendall uses the empty shell of a horse shoe crab, stained blue with blood, to pull his new friends close to the mountain of rocks that shelter their tiny slice of sea life from the ocean that would wash it all away.
Drabble
&
The Taste That Your Lips Allow
-Kendall’s hair catches the sunlight as James sets his blowtorch aside, ready to follow him down. He is gold, gold and green, his features cut like the statues of mermen that they keep in town square. He skitters down onto the ladder, awkward, long limbs, and James catches the scent of brine that clings to his skin. James breathes deep. He really loves that smell.
Drabble
Lionheart
-Kendall feels it too, can’t think of anything he’d like more than to see James naked and desperate and panting only for him. But. He’s not ready yet. Kendall exhales, shaky. “Slow down.”
Drabble
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Give Me Mouth To Mouth
-The arena is the color of blood. It drips in his eyes and cakes beneath his nails. He can taste it in his mouth. Kendall smiles through it, teeth stained red, because that is what keeps him alive. Sociopathic charm.
Oneshot
&
Evil Don't Look Like Anything
-On the inside, he is split logs, an inferno, burning and burning like a beach bonfire, but on the outside he is just a boy in a sea shanty, with salt thick on his skin and iron in his bones. Paralyzed, hands tied. He cannot fight the Capitol crowd, grinning barracuda grins, watching Kendall like they want to lick the blood from his teeth. OR James reflects on Kendall being a whore.
Oneshot
&
My Heart Will Be Blacker Than Your Eyes When I'm Through With You
-Nineteen years old, and everyone gives them a wide berth, the District whore and his ragdoll best friend, poor, mad James Diamond, who has always deserved so much more. They step outdoors to be met with subtle barbs and veiled pity, everyone in town too polite to provoke a Victor, everyone in town too judgmental to accept one either. (What’s to accept? The Capitol skank and his psychotic lover, see how they are bespoke for each other.)
Oneshot
Prompt fill for lilahfrost
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41.
Long Neon Nights
-Kendall shakes his head, sinks his fingernails into James’s shoulder, and hisses, “Some guy just tried to kiss me.” James’s lips press together, the corners curving into a smirk. He murmurs, “You don’t say.” “Uh huh, I do, I just said,” Kendall insists, taking the smirk for disbelief, which, whatever, he’s a hotass. Just because James doesn’t think so doesn’t mean a reasonably attractive man at a bar can’t find him good-looking and want to give him mouth to mouth, alright?
Oneshot
Prompt fill for jblostfan16
♥
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42.
Your Biggest Fan
-His eyes land on a jersey with the old team colors and KNIGHT written in block letters on the back, complete with Kendall’s number and everything. He touches the sticker with his name emblazoned across it, understanding breaking over his face. “James. Were you my fanboy?” Or the time that James Diamond was Kendall Knight's Number One Fanboy.
Oneshot
♥
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43.
Apple Trees (If We Come Marching Home)
-He thinks of crepe paper strung liberally across the ceiling and couples spinning like the ballerina in Katie’s favorite music box. Hands sweaty against his brand spanking new uniform slacks, staring at James across the crowd, paralyzed by how much he- no.
Oneshot
American World War II Soldier!kames
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44.
All The Greatest Loves (Are The Unfinished Ones)
-Kendall and James were supposed to be forever.
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2, Art Post)
Fill for bigtimebang
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45.
Goddamned
-Demigods have burly thighs. Kendall has skinny jeans. Someone on Olympus obviously screwed up. Percy Jackson and the Olympians AU.
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Art Post)
Fill for bigtimebang 2012
♥
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46.
We Don't Dive (We Cannonball)
-This place is grit and glamor, and Kendall’s just the same. He is too much, too beautiful, his lips bitten cherry red as an old school ford, his eyes green as the street signs on Hollywood and Vine. His body is a silver screen, and James wants to make his art all over it.
Oneshot
Promptfill/Birthday!fic for goten0040
♥
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47.
Forever And After
Oneshot
-"Gee willikers,” James mocks, the stillness of his fingers the only sign that he’s back to focusing on you. “Color me shocked. Remind me to
get you acquainted with the concept of letting loose sometime. I’ll take you to Disneyland. What a photo op, you and Mickey Mouse, American heroes." Avengers!AU
Birthday!fic for jblostfan16
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48.
We Trudged Along Through The Mud (And We Tried To Call It Home)
Oneshot
-Kendall’s mouth tastes bittersweet and tangy, of soft drinks and enchiladas, but he makes James’s lips tingle with a champagne bubble
fizz. He’s a shock to James’s system, sun-warm and hard muscle and this startled noise that reverberates through James’s ribcage. It’s easy to take more, to open his lips and lick out with his tongue, to inhale and exhale and wait for it to end.
Birthday!fic for teh_emowaffle
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49.
It's So Hard To Breathe
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
-“So you let Dak Zevon fuck you,” James says, and this time he doesn’t bother amending his word choice. “Interesting decision.”
Birthday!fic for jblostfan16
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50.
This Boy's Life Among The Electrical Lights
Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
-James Diamond can sing. He builds his life on that foundation, on the belief that music lives in his blood.
Birthday!fic for breila_rose
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51.
Never Steal James Diamond's Cuda Super Hold
Drabble
&
Little Red Logan And The Big Bad James
Text!fic
Promptfills for jblostfan16 and breila_rose
♥
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52.
Song Length Meme
Kendall/James --- Drabbles
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53.
Every Last Little Light In New York City
-Kendall Knight is an aspiring song writer with a quick temper and too much pride. James Diamond is a spoiled, idealistic wannabe superstar who just can't catch a break. They both live in the neon wash of Manhattan's electric lights, with the starless sky and the neverending pulse of life. There's no better place to start a fairytale, and that's what Kendall thinks it is when he first meets James - the beginning of a love story. Or is it?
*Note: This is an AU based on the play Hit List found WITHIN NBC's Smash. You don't have to be familiar with Hit List to read it, but you should know that while I was writing it, I was at Grad School and couldn't finish. It is not a WIP - it works totally fine as a stand alone. However, there can and will be a sequel that I'm working on. So. There's that.
Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3
Fill for bigtimebang 2013
&
***THERE IS A SEQUEL, on Ao3. I won't be posting it on LJ becaue honestly, I'm lazy.
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54.
You Got The Virus (Shake It Like Cyrus)
-James has the Miley Cyrus Virus. Whatever that means.
Textfic
♥
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55.
Tell Me You Love Me (Only For Tonight)
-This is his punishment. He gets to have exactly what he’s always wanted, without ever actually having it at all. James will use him up. He’ll burn Kendall from the inside out, make him beg and plead and curse. Then, with his bereft eyes and angry snarls, he’ll leave.
Oneshot
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56.
Flannel
-This is a How To Rock crossover, slightly, in that James goes on a date with Stevie from HTR, and then realizes how many similarities there are between her and Kendall.
Oneshot
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57.
In Fair Verona
Big Time Rush --- Kendall/James, Kendall/Mercedes --- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 , 9, 10, 11, 12 , 13
-"What are we doing?" Kendall asks, taking a shaky breath. His hands hover over James's abdomen, and James arches forward until they are touching, until Kendall's fingertips press into his skin. "I don't know. But don't stop."
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Logan/James
1.
The King And All Of His Men
Logan/James--- Oneshot
-One day, she thinks, maybe Kendall will see what he's doing; causing this much pain and doing nothing to stop it.
Or, that story where Katie watches James and Logan hook up.
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2.
A Song You'll Regret
Part 1 , Part 2, Part 3
-Not when lightning lit the kitchen, and James had him pinned against the edge of the counter, fingers fumbling with his belt buckle before Logan could do more than gasp out a sob. Also Kendall/James.
& The Companion
And Our Time, And Our Blood
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
-She whispers, so soft that she probably thinks James can’t hear it. “Maybe it’s better not to love anyone at all.” Those are the words James learns to live by.
There is a third part to this universe, but it's found in the Kendall/Carlos section.
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3.
Your Perfection
Oneshot
-"Is there a reason you enjoy taking pictures of me so much?"
Prompt fill for default_dollie
♥
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4.
Whisper The Wrong Name
Oneshot
-James and Kendall compete over Logan.
Birthday fic for jblostfan16
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5.
If There's A Sonnet (That Makes You Feel Wanted)
-James doesn't like words. Logan writes really bad porn.
Textfic
♥
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6.
You Know You Lift Me Up Dancing
-Logan takes it as a sign that the universe hates him and wants him to be miserable. One day, sitting on his future-therapist’s three thousand dollar divan, he may just pinpoint this moment as the most humiliating of his life.
Oneshot
Birthday fic for default_dollie
♥
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Kendall/Carlos
1.
Party Like A Rockstar
Oneshot
-“But what about you? What are you going to do?”
“Follow you,” Carlos said with a smile. “Isn’t that obvious? I’ll follow you anywhere.”
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2.
Now We Can See In The Dark
Oneshot
-“Girls are mean. What if I have sex with Megan, and she hates me, and it ruins kiwis for me forever? Or what if I end up with Candy and start hating candy?” Carlos looks horrified by the very thought. “I love candy, Kendall. I love it.”
Prompt fill for Tadzio Ritsuka (ffn) and the btr_kink meme.
♥
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Until The Devil Turns To Dust
3.
Multi-chapter - 1, 2, 3, 4
-Love does not exist for boys like Kendall Knight.
This is basically Kendall and Carlos's POVs on the events during A Song You'll Regret and And Our Time, And Our Blood. Because Kendall was kind of being demonized and Carlos kind of didn't exist. Also because I can.
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Carlos/Logan
1.
I'd Take You Back A Thousand Times
Oneshot
-"Carlos would meet a girl and think she was perfect, think he was in love, but he never was. It kind of got to be a running joke; how he could fall at the drop of a hat, for a beautiful girl or a Shetland pony or even nachos."
Carlos is the boy who cries love.
Note: this story is for
madwomanpoems fairytale prompt from last...um...August? But technically I don't know if we're supposed to have posted our fic yet. I have issues with things like patience, so I put this up at ffn a few months ago. It's actually one of my favorite things I've ever written. The link will take you there.
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2.
Push To Start
Oneshot
-He tries to pretend that they're on a road trip, that they're going to spend the rest of their lives existing like this; between the yellow and white lines that map out America.
Birthday fic for teh-great-ippeh
♥
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3.
Pockets Full Of Stones
Oneshot
-Every night, Carlos dreams about death, and when he wakes up, here with Logan, he lives.
Note: This is a side story to the postapocalyptic verse found in the Kendall/James section (beginning with Grab My Bags And Go).
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Carlos/James
1.
Grow Tall, Sugarcane
Oneshot
-Carlos tries to figure out how to get James to date him.
Birthday fic for jellytea
♥
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Shane/James
1. These aren't shippy, per se, but they can be interpreted that way. They can also be interpreted as a totally fraternal expression of love (and a prequel to Your Fingerprints Are Everywhere).
Drabbles
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OT4
1.
Feathers Of An Arrow
Oneshot
-Most days they love each other too hard, too much, when they shouldn’t. Some days, when it counts, they don’t love each other nearly enough.
Artistic desert sex.
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2.
These Kids Are Such A Disgrace
Oneshot
-What he needs is practice. After all, he’d never try out a new move at a game without taking it for a spin on the ice first. Why should girls be any different? He just needs to perform, like, a crash test. Except instead of using mannequins, he needs real people. Real people who he won’t get embarrassed in front of. Only three come to mind. Less OT4 and more Kendallxthe boys. End pairing: Kendall/James.
Prompt fill for
jblostfan16
♥
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3.
Be My Romeo
Part 1, Part 2
-Everything is all mixed up now. Carlos dreams about girls, but he also dreams about his friends, about the piston pump of James’s hips and that stupid-sexy grin of Kendall’s and the way Logan’s skin looks coated in a sheen of sweat.
Fill for Harvestfest
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4.
Way Too Late For Dignity (It's Time For Apologies)
-Kendall apologizes to the guys during Big Time Move. With his mouth. (Kendall x the guys, not legit OT4)
Oneshot
Promptfill for BigTimeRachel.
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Kendall/James/Camille
1.
Patrón On Ice
Oneshot
-James doesn’t get it. He doesn’t do this. He’s never anything but charming and awesome. Those are his default settings. So what even?
Awkward threesome date.
Prompt fill for queenitsy
♥
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Jo/Camille
1.
Call It Hell (Call It Life)
Oneshot
-Love turns brave girls into cowards and warrior girls into weaklings and wild girls into running girls, who can’t even say a real goodbye. Her mom never told her those stories because then Jo would have known what was coming. She would have feared it.
Prompt fill for
breila_rose
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Mercedes/Lucy
1.
It Don't Mean A Thing If I Give You My Heart (If You Tear It Apart)
-Lucy isn't happy about being forced to rebrand (and maybe she's a little torn up about the blond that got away). Mercedes decides to help. With her tongue.
Textfic
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Jett/Kendall
1.
Loud And Out Of Key
-“Did you- did you just imply I’m a lousy lay?” Jett asks, scandalized. His eyes are bulging out of his head, this vein in his forehead throbbing.
Oneshot
Birthday fic for queenitsy
♥
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Camille/Kendall
1.
Lips Honey Swollen
-Kendall’s known that Logan has a kink for role play since they were eight, and his favorite game involved dressing up in a pink tutu and a tiara. Kendall never minded; what Logan wanted to do with his time was totally his business. He did draw the line when Logan tried to make him wear the tutu, but whatever. The point is, when Camille comes to Kendall and says, “Logan’s driving me insane. Fix it,” he’s not really surprised.
Oneshot
BTRocker!Fic
Prompt fill for jblostfan16. Also features a side of Camille/Logan and James/Logan
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Logan/Dak
1.
How To Tame Your Hockey Player
-Dak never wanted a roommate. So he's really confused about Logan's presence in his house.
Oneshot - Part 1, Part 2
♥
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Camille/James
Sometimes You Have To Be A Little Bit Naughty
-But it was just sex. And hijinks. And sometimes sex-jinks, if that was a thing. There was definitely a lot of roleplay involved. And Camille had felt like it was going really, really well until right this minute.
Oneshot
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Misc Pairings
1.
Drabbles that include James/Carlos, Carlos/Logan, James/Camille, Kendall/Logan, Camille/Lucy, James/Logan, and Camille/the Jennifers.
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No Pairing
1.
The Get Go
Oneshot
-"Appearances are everything. You remember that, baby."
Character: Jett Stetson
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2.
Please Don't Take My Sunshine Away
Oneshot
-“Kendall always chooses Jo,” Jett agrees. “And Jo always chooses Kendall. It makes no sense, not when I-“ He cuts himself off. Not when I’m right here, is what he wanted to say, but this girl doesn’t need to know that. She’s a newbie, a nobody. She’s got the weight of Hollywood on her shoulders and she doesn’t even know
what it means.
Characters: Jett Stetson & Lucy Stone
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3.
Kelly Wainwright, Professional Fixer
Oneshot
-Work for Gustavo Rocque, they said. It'll read great on your resume, they said. She so did not go to college for this.
Notes: This fic features a surprise (het) pairing at the very end and some side pairings (slash and otherwise) within. But they're not the point of the fic, which is why it's filed under no pairing.
♥
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The Social Network
1.
Kids That I Once Knew
Mark/Eduardo ---- Oneshot (Part 1, Part Part 2)
-Mark’s a self centered narcissist with a god complex. Eduardo’s just plain selfish. And they both always thought they were better than each other, one way or another.
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Fringe
1.
Blood Is Always Thicker Than Water
-A father is this.
Drabble
Prompt fill for default_dollie
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Harry Potter:
1.
All The Wars And The Warriors
Oliver/Marcus ---- Oneshot
-Because he had Wood's face emblazoned on his brain, him whispering, "Come on, please, come on."
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2.
Nothing Is Right When You're Gone
Polaris/Serendipity (Giddy Brew!verse) ---- Drabble
-Sometimes when the nights got too long and work got too hard, Polaris would pull Serendipity away from her ministry documents, stacks of words gone meaningless from being read too many times. He’d lead her down the steps of their brownstone, through snow-sodden streets to the pub three blocks down.
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Degrassi:
1.
Brutality
Eli/Clare ---- Oneshot
-Eli had no fear of dying.
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Avengers
1.
I Don't Believe In Fairytales (But I Believe In You And Me)
-Tony makes a list of reasons not to worry. Lists are good, according to Pepper, who is always encouraging him to make organization a close and trusted friend. Alas, he gets about as far as meticulously writing reason number one on his company tablet before he comes up with a whole new list, full of reasons the outside world is way, way too dangerous for his little boy. Headlines from the top five include corporate espionage, bullies, Wal-Mart, super villains, and bubonic plague. Superfamily.
Steve/Tony - Oneshot
Prompt!fill for laxgoalie16
♥
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2.
Tony Stark Really Does Have A Heart
-"I’m not even supposed to be able to see unicorns, right, I haven’t exactly had a card for that club since I was fifteen and…hey. Since when
did you convert that into a black light? Nifty."
Steve/Tony - Oneshot
Prompt!fill for goten0040
♥
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Haven:
1.
We're Made Out Of Blood And Rust
-“Look, you’ve been really, uh. Supportive. I guess. In your own way. But can you maybe stow the condescension for the night? Disdain doesn’t mix well with anything I serve here.”
Duke/Nathan - Oneshot
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The OC:
1.
My Wrecking Ball
-"Soul searching?” “Backpacking.” “I hear it’s the same thing.”
Ryan/Seth - Oneshot ( Part 1, Part 2)
Birthday!fic for breila-rose
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Revolution:
1.
With Our Final Breath
-They dreamt of being soldiers. They dreamt of being men.
Miles/Bass - Oneshot
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2.
Your Heart Is A Bad, Bad Thing
-He is entrapped by Bass’s razor blade eyes. The broad expanse of his shoulders and rough swell of his knuckles are an addiction that grows daily. And in the night, when I love you’s spill guttural from Bass’s throat, self-loathing crushes against Miles’s ribcage, hot and guilty. He falls to his knees, a victim on love’s altar, convinced the blood that pools in every footstep he takes is worth it.
Miles/Bass - Oneshot
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Now You See Me:
1.
Is That A Rabbit In Your Pocket, Or Are You Happy To See Me?
-No one wants to know that the Great Wizard of Oz is merely a man.
Dylan/Danny - Oneshot
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters:
1.
Welcome To The New Age
-He figures most men don’t have sisters like Gretel.
Hansel/Gretel - Oneshot
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The Vampire Diaries:
1.
The (Less Than) Fabulous (Undead) Adventures Of Bonnie Bennett (And Friends)
-Bonnie just wants to haunt Klaus. She probably shouldn't have brought Lexi and Alaric with her.
No Pairing (Canon kept, with implied Damon/Alaric) - Oneshot
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Other:
1.
Song Title Fic Meme
JONAS, Human Target, Wizards of Waverly Place, South Park, Big Time Rush, and Giddy Brew --- Drabbles
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Work-In-Progress
1.
Canaries In The Mines
Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, Big Time Rush, I'm In The Band, JONAS --- Miley/Oliver, Alex/Justin, Kendall/James, Tripp/Izzy, Joe/Nick---- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
-Oliver, Justin, Kendall, Tripp, and Joe get an apartment in NYC. Because a canary in a coal mine can't control it's fate, but that doesn't stop it from singing.
(Will be ten parts)
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2.
Famous To Me
Big Time Rush --- Kendall/James --- 1
-High school was simply this; terrifying.
(Will likely be three to four parts)
♥
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3.
Jacaranda
Big Time Rush --- Kendall/James, James/Stepmom --- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
-After all, Kendall won’t be caged. He won’t be content to let James wrangle him into a fling. He’s golden and proud. Diana has it right; he’s a mountain lion, and James is going to have to shoot to kill. She peers up at him from beneath her eyelashes, all sooty and full of lust. Her lips curve into a feral grin and she purrs, “Fine. Make him fall in love with you James. If you do that, I’ll do you.”
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4.
Tie Me Down Or I Will Run (Tie Me Down And I Will Run)
Big Time Rush --- Kendall/James, Kendall/Carlos, Logan/Mercedes, Logan/James, and, uh...everyone, basically- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
-We decided the only thing missing from The Hunger Games was boy porn. I'm rectifying that.
THIS IS TEXTFIC.