[Suddenly: Sniffles. Lots of sniffles.]

[And when the voice starts, you can totes hear the sniffles and stuffiness of her nose in her words.]

P-please excuse me, ah. H-has any person been seeing my brother or sister--that is, R-Russia or Belarus? Th-thought it might have been because of lock-down but have not returned ( Read more... )

[the feed clicks on to an elbow, having accidentally turned it on. There is Ukraine's back, with a faded scar slightly off center to the left, and it looks like a fairly long scar, but it disappears beneath her towel. Hands slip up, adjusting the towel, and another faded scar--this one from what looks like a burn--can be seen on the back of her ( Read more... )

[See Ukraine toying around with an EZ Bake oven.]

[See EZ Bake Oven start to smoke.]

[See EZ Bake Oven start to spark.]

[See Ukraine start to freak out.]

[See defective EZ Bake Oven catch on fire.]

[Cue SOBFEST and PANIC]

O-oh no! No, no, w-what is going on--

[And now it's too smokey to see anything.]

[The camera turns on to a shot of THESE.  Say hello to some pysanky, and yes Ukraine has painted them all herself. 8)]

[As a matter of fact, hey, there's her back, too, and she's hunched over, probably painting another.  But you can't see how she's doing it BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET so she won't be telling you either.]

[And then she looks over her ( Read more... )

[The Guide flicks on, and a red book bounces on the bed next to it.]

Ah, no--

[She hops onto the bed, reaching over to lift the book, kicking the guide in the process.  It now looks upward, where Ukraine has moved to standing on a chair, organizing rows and rows of books on some shelves--books unanimously entitled The Communist Manifesto, although ( Read more... )

[The video turns on, and Ukraine smiles, folding her hands under her chin. From the background, you can see she's standing on the edge of an ice rink.]

Hello! I have noticed that there are people who have a job this month related to figure skating but... do not really know how to do so. I wish to help! I am familiar with it.

[From offscreen ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on, and Ukraine sits still, looking into the screen. Her lip is a little bruised, and there is a small cut at the corner of her mouth. It is a result of an epic, badass fight, but she won't be telling you that.]Comrades of room 3-7, I apologize. I have left without warning and have not taken any of my things with me. I have ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on, and here, have a slightly anxious looking Ukraine, but then she smiles a little, trying to look cheerful.]I have just wanted to apologize--ah, that is, I have not been able to finish all the presents I wish to give.   I am not used to Christmas being so early, so I did not give myself enough time ( Read more... )

[Man, Ukraine is just awesome at these accidental posts. But here she is, at her job: A Veronica's Secret Window Model! She's done a good job at keeping out of the limelight this month, but now she is here alone, and thus, it is impossible to miss her. Even though she's holding a stuffed penguin tightly in front of her in hopes of hiding herself ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on, and Ukraine is sitting, looking anxious and flushing slightly. She's holding a bright red, green, and white shirt tightly over her chest. She thinks it's a voice post, but she has accidentally triggered the video.]

If it is not too much trouble, I have a favor to ask...

[brb more fidgeting.]Does anyone have... buttons I ( Read more... )