[FIRE ALARMS at the Paper Durability Testing Facility division of S.S. Thor Labs! All manner of aliens are exiting in a disorderly fashion. Once more, Star makes a dramatic exit... by being thrown out of the lab by an angry alien.]Get out of here! How did you make it past the screening? Get the fire department here or the whole place is gonna go ( Read more... )

[Awww, look. It's a sleepy cheagle whose ear has just turned on the Guide. She seems to be rolling around in a dream - or maybe a nightmare. Most likely a nightmare, as she makes rather sad, scared sounds, legs twitching as though maybe she's running ( Read more... )

[Poor Star is holding a laser gun bigger than she is, although it's doubtful that she's actually used it as she looks completely freaked out. Several walls have scorch marks on them, which are fading away as the feed broadcasts the walls fixing themselves.]

M-mieuuuuu... this is really scary! What's going onn-MIEUUU!!!!!

[An errant laser beam ( Read more... )

[STAR AND MIEU ARE ON A GRAND CHEAGLE ADVENTURE!!!!! They seem to be investigating a shoe store... there is a very large pile of gathered shoes and boxes scattered around. The two cheagles are busily climbing their way around the pile. Star pokes her head out, dislodging a loafer, to look up at Mieu.]

Mieuuuu... I don't think this one has any ( Read more... )

[The feed begins and Naomi looks the usual sitting at her desk; cool and collected. Only problem is her eyebrow is ticking a bit. You can't really blame her when the voices start coming in. Speaking awfully fast is what can be assumed a woman with her shrill voice. She looks like a mutant cross between a crab, a horse, and frog. Her spouse looks ( Read more... )

( because this is large and obnoxious )

[There's a lot of thumping and screaming. Something burning comes into view... it appears to be a palm frond. Star is huddled in a corner looking terrified, as the fire starts spreading to other palm fronds.]

M-mieuuuuuuu!!

[Within moments, the fire brigade arrives to put out the growing palm frond fire. While they do that, an angry alien ( Read more... )

[The video comes on sideways, as though the Guide hit the floor. It looks like... there's a large fire going on. Fabric burning? And a melted hunk of metal. A very irate-looking alien is holding charred pieces of what looks like dress patterns, and is pointing at the door.]Get out! I don't know what you're playing at, but destroying our ( Read more... )

[LOOK OUT!! Just underfoot is Star, seated in a remote-controlled car zooming around! The guide shows a first-person view of what's going on as the car trundles around. She's going really fast, her ears streaming behind her head as it screeches around...

OH NO THERE'S A WALL!]

MIEUUUUUU!!!!

[And she breathes a big gout of flame in shock... ( Read more... )

[The Guide turns to to display... a cheagle. This cheagle is yellow, with a little star-shaped mark on its head. It looks very confused as it stares into the guide, as though all the answers are contained within.]Mieuuuuuu... where did Aston go? I thought he was in the line with me... maybe he ran to get the smoke machine because I got scared, ( Read more... )