Stop panicking. You're making things worse.

[Soifon focuses on the Guide, realizing it was finally recording, and disregarding whoever she had spoken to off-screen. She looks collected, but rather grave ( Read more... )

[When the feed clicks on, one animated, highly irritated ninja becomes audible.]
-ESTS? FOR DAMN VESTS? I GOT MY ASS KICKED FOR VESTS?

[There's something small and equally animated flapping its long noodly arms at him. Its head is smooth as an eggshell and so is the rest of it. It is wearing what looks like several layers of vests of various ( Read more... )

[Private to Yoruichi]

[Soifon seems to be sitting in her room, not quite looking at the camera. So close to payday, too...]

I... Might I be able to ask a favor, Yoruichi-sama...?

[The first thing you hear as the guide blinks on is the lapping of waves; the second thing is a particularly loud voice a little ways in the distance.

Has the owner of the guide lost it to a river?]

OI, OI! SOIFON-TAICHOU! WALK DOWN HERE AND TALK WITH ME! C'MONNNN! [And said voice belongs to one Uzumaki Naruto, wearing a certain hat[The Guide ( Read more... )

[The Guide flicks on. A short woman garbed in the black robes of a Shinigami is sitting cross-legged on a bed, presumably in one of the Stowaways rooms. Her posture is straight, reminiscent of militant, and hints of exhaustion as she stares at the Guide with a stoic expression. 
In fact, she looks battle worn; bandages are wrapped around the ( Read more... )