[The first sight appearing on screen is an angry Vogon yelling for attention. But the teenager dressed in red is too busy taking the snow off his shoulders and hat to listen.]

Aren't you a rude human. Listen to me, you have to fill the paperwork before- ...Is that a pet?

[Red looks down where the Vogon's eyes where on: a small yellow rat who is also ( Read more... )

[So. Red has never seen a lion before. He's just seem, you know, things similar to them. Even then, there's not much that resembles a lion way back in Gen 1, so here's a pretty strange question.]

Do these things normally fly?

[Red is at his job! All seems pretty well, too. He picked a job for recharging batteries, pretty simple, especially when you have an electric rat.]

Pikachu. [Pikachu makes a noise in response, before--] Thunderbolt.

[Piiiiikaaaachuuuuuu! Oh hey look, batteries are charged.]

... [Huh that was... incredibly easy. Which brings up the question--] ( Read more... )

[have a boy blankly staring at the guide, S.S. Thor, because this guy has no idea how this thing works. he accidentally hit the video function, and has no clue that he did so yet! he's turning the guide around, flipping it, trying to figure out how it works. he's never seen anything like it. the most he has is a pokedex ( Read more... )

[It's a sunny day in the Kanto region. The sky is a clear bright blue; Pidgey and Spearow can be heard chattering and bickering among the trees; the air is balmy; the odd soft breeze crops up to cool your face.]

[And the fields are overrun with Pikachu.]

[No, seriously, they're everywhere. Rolling around in the grass, dashing about, chasing each ( Read more... )

[The feed snaps on to a bright, swinging blur of yellow artificial sunlight and green grass. The park? Probably...]

[Said blur stabilizes in a couple of seconds, and Red is revealed, baseball cap and all: he seems to be seated on a bench, holding the Guide in his lap and surveying it quite gravely despite the brightness of the scenery behind him.]

.. ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on - and, from the Guide's position on a nearby table, you're granted with a lovely view of the Dolphin Pool.]

[A familiar figure is at its edge, yellow Bag and visible baseball cap being the most prominent features on him. He's standing with his arms folded, back turned to the Guide, oblivious to its recording shenanigans.]

[And, ( Read more... )

[Here you have Red]

[He's wearing this little bright yellow, floppy-eared hat - seen clearly through the close-up of the feed. When he realizes it's on, he proceeds to hold it at arm's length instead - revealing... this.]

[And to top it all off, there is a large, bright red spot painted on each of his cheeks.]

[All factors combined, the kid looks... ( Read more... )

[When the Guide is knocked over and turned on, you get a view of the floor in the living space of room 3-10. ...All over said floor, countless items and weird things are strung about, with Red perched cross-legged in the middle of it all, Bag in front of him. Surely all this stuff isn't going to fit in that measly little pouch...?]

[He starts with ( Read more... )

[Your screen is suddenly filled with nothing but...blue. Solid blue, with the slightest hint of texture to it. Is it skin, is it fur? It's impossible to tell.]

[But, seconds later, thunderous SNORING fills the speakers. ...No, really, we are talking really fucking loud snoring. The feed actually vibrates along with it.]

[For several seconds that's ( Read more... )