[Jet sits in his room, staring blankly into the camera. A Pidgey hops around at his shoulders. Jet is Not Amused.]

I would just like to know who it is that let these on board.

[His fingers drum along the table. The Pidgey purrs.]

I am very curious.

[The video flickers, then settles into frame to reveal a long, lanky figure hunched over a table -- a young man. He shifts in his seat, then clears his throat. He is writing in a notebook, incredibly fast, with his hand as close to the tip of his pen as possible. He must be getting cramps.

He pauses, then slowly looks up.

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