[Hey, look who's back to normal now! Actually, he's been back to normal for a while, but he's just been hiding after his killing spree last month. Right now, he's doing his job... but he has no clients. Maybe that's a good thing... or maybe not.]

I signed up for this job to get help. I'm not sure if I can really help anyone.

... That reminds me. I ( Read more... )

[Seems like Flippy's in the park. He has nothing better to really do today; it isn't a work day for him. This whole human thing is still odd, but he's gotten better.]

A little out of the blue, but... I was wondering if anyone else had taken a job that reminded them of home. This month seems... well, I avoided most of them to work at the library ( Read more... )

[The guide turns on in the dark and there's a distinct crash in the distance]

D-Dammit, that's the... oww,,,

[Doesn't sound like anyone who has been on the guide before. A light turns on in the distance and there's the faint sound of someone scratching their head.]

Huh? Oh, excuse me, sir...

[A pause. If you could only see what was going on right now ( Read more... )

[Well, this isn't cool. Whhhhy is the truck here? This isn't the drop off; this is the recreation area. His guide gets turned on at some point]

Excuse me! Pardon me!

[He's having a great time getting through the crowd carrying the box with fragile items. Can aliens read? The word 'fragile' is all over the box... in he doesn't know how many languages ( Read more... )

[The video feed starts and it shows Flippy in his usual military attire standing in the chair at the checkout desk. He smiles and waves as the alien he helped leaves and flops back in the chair, disappearing behind the top of the desk easily. Other than that, the library is very notably pink and white with Valentine's decoration]

[As time passes, ( Read more... )

[Video starts and there's a small green bear sitting before a Vogon. Not only is his fur green, but so are his jacket and beret. He seems to be listening to the Vogon, but at the same time, looks very confused]

... Could you repeat that?

I said, this is your Guide. You communicate and access information with it. Also, here's your towel and ( Read more... )