[The video turns on to reveal a Nannerpuss head on a pillow.]

What's this mean when a cat does it?

A sign of affection or a threat?

[His cat climbs onto the bed and lays down, purring in a pleased manner.]

Don't look so happy, cat.

Happy Birthday, you little punk.

[ooc: So it's Gojyo's birthday and Dokugakuji's missed like... 10+ years of them which is why it's filtered.]

[This video brought to you by a surly furless cat stepping on the buttons in the middle Dokugaku screwing around with his guitar.]

[He picks out a few random cords, getting used to the acoustic. And then the cat yowls like she's offended.]

Damn, sorry I'm not an expert, don't get pissy.

[He starts picking out a random tune, looking like he's ( Read more... )

[The first thing the feed shows off is a mountain sunset. You know the ones, the really vibrant ones that come with being high up.]

Heh, this is a better one than what we got at the castle.

[Dokugaku shuffles a bit and the angles changes as he sits down on the ground to take it in, and lets the people on the network see it too.]Anybody else get ( Read more... )

Anyone lose a, uh... cat? It's kinda ugly, no fur, wrinkled and with a bad attitude.

It got into the room and won't leave.

[And then you hear what is probably the most evil sounding cat yowl that has ever yowled.]

Son of a-

If anyone wants this bitch come and get it.

[And then an angry hiss in the background.]

I'll pay to have it gone.

[With a crackle the guide turns on, quite on purpose as it records a take out container that is universally typical for chinese food. Only when you get a good look at the contents, this probably isn't chinese food as anyone knows it.

What with the centipede-like insects covered in nuclear green sauce. Oh and they're still moving.]This look like ( Read more... )

I spent the last week looking for Lirin because I hadn't seen her in a while. She wasn't in her room so I went and filled out a mountain of paperwork just to see the passenger manifest. She's not on it and the crewman who told said something about wormholes ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to the murmur and gurgling of a number of alien children, before the hush up- out of fear or something else is debateable.]

[And then a possibly familiar voice begins.. a fairytale.]

Once upon a time... there was an ugly alien child.

[pause]

Yeesss, he looked exactly like you.

[A small child can be heard squeaking, ( Read more... )

Who the hell steals clothes besides that asshole Nii?

Uh, to whoever's in the class I'm teaching, class is cancelled until everyone finds their clothes.

[Mostly he sounds annoyed, though not too disappointed to be cancelling class. And just before he turns it off, almost as an afterthought;]Lirin, if I find out you're running around naked there's ( Read more... )

Probably ought to get this out of the way ( Read more... )