[The feed turns on with Cirno riding on a Vorgon. She seems way too excited, and the Vorgon looks way too pissed.]

Hey! Hey! Go faster! Giddy up!

I say, I'm no horse young lady!

Shut up! I said go faster! And I'm not a young lady! I'm an ice fairy!

Whatever you say, now get...off!

[The Vorgon somehow shifts the stupid ice fairy off of him and ( Read more... )

Man, you guys all dream stupid dumb dreams. There wasn't even one about endless winter or anything awesome like that. If my dream was broad casted, it prolly woulda been something cool, or at least showing how much of a genius I am.

I mean, you guys just dreamed about bad stuff or things that made no sense.

[She sighs]Well I'm just gonna stay ( Read more... )

[Cirno is sitting on a patch of grass in the garden with her arms crossed. She looks pretty pissed.]

Just because I lost to a stupid beetle doesn't mean I'm weak or anything, they didn't even broadcast it! Stupid alien things.

[She picks up some grass and throws it in front of her.]I mean, I was tired, they shoulda let me sleep first! Everyone ( Read more... )

[Somewhere in a cafe, Cirno is dressed in what seems to be a maid outfit. She must be at her new job.]

What do you mean I'm not well-endowed? Look at this awesome hair and these cool wings!

[She spins around a bit all proud and such.]

Er, no, that's not what well-endowed means. It's-I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! You just obviously haven't looked at a ( Read more... )

[Cirno is sitting down in a corner, it's not very bright, but you can see her well enough, she's sitting with both her knees up to her face, and her hands around them. She looks paranoid, looking left and right every now and then. She's still hurt from her previous encounter with Remilia.]

...G-get away from me!!!

[Cirno jumps back at the sight ( Read more... )

[The feed erratically turns on. Fuzzy, then clear, then fuzzy, then clear again. You can see the blur of Cirno trying to fix with the screen.]

Uuuuuhhhhh........

[Eventually the feed becomes clear, Cirno stands there, barely, she looks pretty worn out.]Somehow I made it...back. Oww ( Read more... )

[See Cirno wearing a sailor hat and uniform. She's standing on the deck of the Good ship Lollipop, arms crossed and hair blowing in the wind. She has a smug look on her face.]

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT AREN'T AS GOOD AS ME ON THIS GOOD SHIP LOL...SOMETHING WHATEVER! CAPTAIN CIRNO IS TALKING SO LISTEN UP!

[She turns around.]WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER ( Read more... )

[There is a picture on screen, it shows what some of you may know to be that mischievous ice fairy Cirno. Except she's dressed up! What as you ask? Why this of course!]Hey all you loooooooosers on this ship. Yeah that means you. I'm gonna win this costume contest thing that's going on right now, cause mine is the BEST! You should all just drop on ( Read more... )

[Cirno is standing in from of a chalkboard. She looks pretty hurt all around. Scratches here and there, burn marks, etc. Tis is Cirno's math class, enjoy.]OKAY LISTEN UP! So yeah I'm Cirno the strongest, bestest most genius teacher ever. And today I'm gonna teach you everything you need to know about math, because the other teachers suck and have ( Read more... )

[Cirno sits in front of the screen, you can see her eyes, they look almost like they're ready to go mad. She looks left, and looks right really fast. She pulls her face away from the feed rather abruptly.]

AHHHHH!

[Cirno turns around and flies backwards, only to find herself unable to fly properly and falls back into a wall, resulting in her ( Read more... )