[Artemis unknowingly turns the feed on, and, she looks a little.....different. The annoyed look on her face is familiar, but her hair, not so much.]

If anyone knows of any real hair experts on this ship, I would like it if you told me. I have a little problem and could really use the help.

Like, right now.

[Artemis suddenly pops up on the feed. Judging from the look on her face, saying that she's practically seething might be an understatement.]

So, about the guides flipping out when you sign up for a job. Why hasn't that been fixed yet?

[Artemis appears to be practicing shooting arrows so she doesn't get too rusty. The only problem with this is that she drank some of that vodka, and it turns out she's an extreme lightweight, so she's beyond buzzed right now.

This of course is messing with her aim, and the arrows may or may not be flying really fast in the direction of anyone ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on. There appears to be an arm, with a green band on it, waving in front of it, as if it's reaching for the guide.]

A-almost there--

[A thud can then be heard and the feed is now facing the ceiling..]

No! This is stupid! I almost had it!

[Seeing as Artemis can't even reach the guide to turn it off, it's still recording ( Read more... )

[There appears to be a retirement village setting on the feed, and the majority of the people on screen are in wheelchairs.

Artemis then shows up pushing one of the elderly residents and having a conversation. Sort of. This wouldn't be anything too weird if Artemis wasn't wearing this, complete with the giant, red-framed glasses.]

...and you know ( Read more... )

[There are a bunch of unusual looking pillows showing on the feed, and shortly after, Artemis pops up, looking a bit embarrassed.]

Um.

Does anyone want any of these pillows? They were literally just dumped on me and I really don't want any of them. [ Because they're weird. Even though she's the one who designed them in the first place.]

I'm in room ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on, showing an annoyed Artemis. This really seems to be a thing.]

You know? I thought this heat was getting to me the moment I saw a bunch of lions on jetpacks flying around. Then I found out they were real when one of them ran off with my quiver.

If anyone sees it laying around anywhere, it'd be really nice if you could return it to

[Artemis managed to clear out most of the roach eggs she saw lying around the coffee shop. But finding the actual roaches themselves was kind of difficult, especially since they supposedly look like normal schoolgirls in uniforms.

And it just so happened that one of these said girls was in the area. Of course, Artemis still found her rather ( Read more... )

[The feed pops up and nothing can be seen at first, but a lot of noise can he heard ( Read more... )

[The feed comes on to show a sight you should all be familiar with: it’s the desk in the new arrivals area where you get all your guide! Today, you see a teenage blond girl in green spandex and mask glaring angrily at the alien handing her the guide.]

What the--why are you giving me this? I don't need a book! I need a way out of here!

It's standard ( Read more... )