[The voice feed turns on  and AntiCosmo can be heard arguing with someone]

"-I did not order any pizza with pineapple!"

"Yes , sir , you did, I remember because  I took your order and I have never felt so ill in my life."

"I ordered it with goat cheese , pickles, and sauerkraut, but  no pineapple!"

"I have the receipt here as well as the original ( Read more... )

 -this dratted thing.  Oh it's on. (he clears his throat]

Mr. Kimblee I have the information you wanted in my room.

Also does anybody have any suggestions on teaching  long division to children?  It would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you very much.

 [The feed opens to show a classroom of smallish alien children probably around 7 or 8 years old.    You can also see a pale dark haired man with old fashioned clothes and a monocle.  He is giving a lecture on long division and algebra when one of the children raises a hand]

"We're in the third grade, Mr. Teacher"   an annoyed exhale from the  'man'

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[AntiCosmo adjusts the camera a bit muttering under his breath.  When he finally gets it figured out he moves back and clears his throat]

Pardon me, community but,

If by any chance someone has found a  fairly small leather bound journal,would they please return it to Room 3-25 as soon as possible? It seems to be misplaced.  Please refrain from ( Read more... )

[the sound of someone fumbling can be heard]  Blast this bloody contraption how do I-ah here we go.

[clears throat]
You see,  I've heard talk of multiple worlds and everyone seems to be (obviously I suppose) from different worlds.  But now that I've been here for a bit and I've grown a bit curious.    How do your worlds work do you know of any unsual ( Read more... )

 Well it seems we have some new  arrivals on the ship.  Perhaps I can lend a hand.  I've started to gain bits of understanding about this place myself ( Read more... )

[AntiCosmo thinks he's on voice. He doesn't realize that people can see him pacing his room with less than his full 'proper attire on' (translation: no coat and hankerchief/ascot) just a dress shirt with no tie and dress pants, oh and his monocle of course. Feel Free to tell him]Hello all. if you don't mind I have an inquisition for you. Many ( Read more... )

(to himself)
Paperwork! What kind of a place expects one to fill out bloody forms after their world is destroyed? Rather odd.

{a bit louder)

No use complaining about it now that its out of the way. Now how to adjust this bloody contraption![sound of clearing throat ( Read more... )