三. VIDEO

[giantsdrink]

[The first thing you hear as the guide blinks on is the lapping of waves; the second thing is a particularly loud voice a little ways in the distance.

Has the owner of the guide lost it to a river?]

OI, OI! SOIFON-TAICHOU! WALK DOWN HERE AND TALK WITH ME! C'MONNNN! [And said voice belongs to one Uzumaki Naruto, wearing a certain hat[The Guide

Comments

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[itsnotzura]

No, no. Pee on it.

[VIDEO]

[giantsdrink]

... What was that?

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[itsnotzura]

The acid in urine will counteract the poison.

[no it won't he's thinking of jellyfish]

[VIDEO]

[giantsdrink]

You ever tried it yourself?

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[itsnotzura]

I have never been so foolish as to provoke a rare spotted kinklesnake.

[VIDEO]

[giantsdrink]

[suspicious coughing]

Never been poisoned, either? You're lucky.

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[itsnotzura]

I am sure to buy fresh shellfish at all times.

[VIDEO]

[giantsdrink]

Right, but that's not gonna save you in the long run. Maybe you just don't remember.

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[itsnotzura]

Being poisoned causes temporary plot-hilarity amnesia?

[VIDEO]

[giantsdrink]

... It does when it's done by shellfish. It's even permanent, too.

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[itsnotzura]

How do you know this?

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[itsnotzura]

[!!!]

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[itsnotzura]

Have you been afflicted by this terrible fate?!

[VIDEO]

[giantsdrink]

I wouldn't remember, would I?

But I've seen it happen to others.

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[itsnotzura]

Uwah. There could be hundreds of afflicted... our own memories, made suspect...!

[VIDEO]

[giantsdrink]

I'm pretty sure they're already suspect. We are on a spaceship for some reason.