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Entry 21 - Lazy Sunday [VIDEO]

Aug 29, 2010 04:04

[The video happily zips into life - and immediately begins to play a too-cheery jingle, over top of a logo that simply proclaims THE OL' FISHIN' HOLE]

♪The Ol' Fishin' Hole! The Ol' Fishin' Hole! Come with your family, friends and pole!♫

♫To the Ol'! Fiiiiiishin' Hooooooooole!♪

[The video cuts to live action, where an overlarge octopus alien in ( Read more... )

luke fon fabre, badou nails

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[ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 10:05:32 UTC

[YOU THINK HE WAS KIDDING???]

[HEFTING THE BAIT BUCKET NOW]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 10:09:55 UTC

[OH HOD NO]

[Still standing, he barely manages to MATRIX MANEUVER the shit out of the way as a bucket of worms meet their watery death]

I'm sitting! I'm sitting!

[He starts trying to sloooooooowly lower himself onto his seat, but the boat just keeps rocking]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 10:13:29 UTC

[OH FUCK NO]

[GRABS ONTO A SWANHEAD]

[clearly the intelligent option here is to]

[kick Luke as much as possible]

[goes about this]

I CAN'T SWIM, YOU FUCKTARD! IF YOU TIP THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOAT, I'M GONNA BRING YOU DOWN WITH ME!

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 10:28:28 UTC

Wh-- Hey! OW!

[he loses his balance, and tumbles backwards- landing squarely in his seat, and slamming the back of his head into yet another swanhead.]

Arrgh!

Cut it out, Badou! You're only making it worse!

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[VIDEO] abyssjade August 29 2010, 12:36:37 UTC

Having fun?

Re: [VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 12:48:44 UTC

Re: [VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 12:49:01 UTC

I don't know- you tell me.

Re: [VIDEO] abyssjade August 29 2010, 12:49:40 UTC

It looks to me as though you've forgotten everything we've told you about being nice to your pets.

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[NOT HERE] 1/? ineuphony August 29 2010, 12:43:56 UTC

...

Re: [NOT HERE] ineuphony August 29 2010, 12:48:16 UTC

[....Oh. Of course.]

Re: [NOT HERE] ineuphony August 29 2010, 12:53:15 UTC

...

Re: [NOT HERE] Done ineuphony August 29 2010, 12:56:10 UTC

[Not worth caring for, right? Right.]

[Shuts her guide.]

[NOT HERE] prayforprey August 29 2010, 15:39:17 UTC

-- Like he's fuckin' got time for this?

[ slams the guide shut. ]

[Video] claim_my_place August 29 2010, 15:40:51 UTC

[Stuck somewhere between recovering from the nightmare that is a living, breathing, way-too-big octopus alien and 'HAHA the dreck got forced into fishing'.]

...

[Actually, wait, this is getting interesting...]

[Cue douchebag mode.]

Humph! Looks like you're enjoying yourself, Luke.

Re: [Video] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 16:08:57 UTC

Are you blind or deaf or 'specially retarded, dickwrangler?

[Video] claim_my_place August 29 2010, 16:11:27 UTC

[Oh. It's you.]

None of the above, last time I checked.

Re: [Video] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 16:13:55 UTC

Maybe it's time for a retest! Make sure your ass studies now! A is for Apple and B is for Boy and C is for Cat and D is for DICK, YOU ARE ONE.

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