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Entry 21 - Lazy Sunday [VIDEO]

Aug 29, 2010 04:04

[The video happily zips into life - and immediately begins to play a too-cheery jingle, over top of a logo that simply proclaims THE OL' FISHIN' HOLE]

♪The Ol' Fishin' Hole! The Ol' Fishin' Hole! Come with your family, friends and pole!♫

♫To the Ol'! Fiiiiiishin' Hooooooooole!♪

[The video cuts to live action, where an overlarge octopus alien in ( Read more... )

luke fon fabre, badou nails

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[ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 10:05:32 UTC

[YOU THINK HE WAS KIDDING???]

[HEFTING THE BAIT BUCKET NOW]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 10:09:55 UTC

[OH HOD NO]

[Still standing, he barely manages to MATRIX MANEUVER the shit out of the way as a bucket of worms meet their watery death]

I'm sitting! I'm sitting!

[He starts trying to sloooooooowly lower himself onto his seat, but the boat just keeps rocking]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 10:13:29 UTC

[OH FUCK NO]

[GRABS ONTO A SWANHEAD]

[clearly the intelligent option here is to]

[kick Luke as much as possible]

[goes about this]

I CAN'T SWIM, YOU FUCKTARD! IF YOU TIP THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOAT, I'M GONNA BRING YOU DOWN WITH ME!

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 10:28:28 UTC

Wh-- Hey! OW!

[he loses his balance, and tumbles backwards- landing squarely in his seat, and slamming the back of his head into yet another swanhead.]

Arrgh!

Cut it out, Badou! You're only making it worse!

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 10:34:52 UTC

Where the hell is the drive on this thing?! I want outta this floatin' coffin and back on solid goddamn space station!

[stops kicking FOR NOW]

[but still clutching a swan head and a third swan head]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 10:43:19 UTC

I don't know! Like I know how to drive a boat covered in swan heads!

[he reaches back to feel his head-- yup that's a lump]

...You really can't swim?

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 10:46:22 UTC

Why the fuck would I know how to swim?! Do I look like part of a motherfucking five-time award synchronized swimming team, you asshole?

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 10:54:22 UTC

I dunno, I bet you were pretty good at the "sink like a rock" move...

Not even a dogpaddle? Even I can do that.

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 10:57:19 UTC

There ain't no goddamn lakes underground, dumbass. The hell's a dogpaddle?

[hugs his swan tighter]

You can probably do it 'coz you're like the person-equivalent of one'a those shitty little yap dogs.

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 11:05:00 UTC

[he rolls his eyes at the final comment]

If I'm a little dog, you're one of those big stupid ones that runs into poles... and eats all the gross stuff lying around on the ground!

A dogpaddle's just... well, I guess it's just a way to not drown. You sort of move your arms and legs like this.

[and, true to form, he starts demonstrating with just his hands]

[this totally doesn't look ridiculous what are you talking about]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 11:06:45 UTC

[just]

[stares at this display]

[he looks like an overweight housewife doing some sort of jazzercize]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 11:19:44 UTC

[and after a few moments of this]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 11:19:59 UTC

[whips his fishing pole at the other's shoulder with a willowy SMAK]

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 11:22:14 UTC

Yearrrgh!

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] areyouhungry August 29 2010, 11:22:49 UTC

What the hell was that for?!

Re: [ACTION | VIDEO] nicotine_patch August 29 2010, 11:23:18 UTC

Sorry, I thought I was lookin' at somethin' stupid.

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