Aug 20, 2010 16:50
[So as the feed shakily comes on, it's clear to the audience that you are now witnessing the aftermath of a rather potent explosion.]
[The video is hazy, cutting in and out to bits and flashes of static, and all that can be seen is thick black smoke. Two voices are coughing rather frantically, and little by little the smoke starts to dissipate.]
[And coming into focus are our two heroes, Guy and Jade. Jade is currently still spinning in his rolly chair, his long, luxurious hair puffed out in a rather epic fro, glasses askew. He seems to be laughing, quite pleased with himself. Guy, on the other hand...well...]
[He's currently embedded in the far wall, rolly chair and all. He looks surprised. Why? Well, that's because he seems to have lost his eyebrows. And his face is so red and sunburned that the skin has grown taut.]
[They appear to be in Guy's lab (AKA his room) fiddling with fontech and other sciency things. You can all see how well that turned out.]
Jade...?
Yes, Guy?
I can't feel my face.
And nothing of value was lost.
jade curtiss,
guy cecil