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[The feed clicks on to a view of J'mamma the Wutt, a local small time mobster usually seen with lots of slender lady aliens hanging all over him, which is somewhat confusing considering how extremely unattractive J'mamma is even by Gliesian standards. J'mamma seems to be in a rather bad mood, if the way his claws keep digging into the arm of his 'throne' is any indication.
And then the camera pans to the right and a familiar duo come into view. It seems Ed and Ling have picked yet again the wrong person to be the victim of one of their pranks, as they are currently standing in the middle of a very narrow walkway, hands tied behind their back. Ling doesn't seem worried by their predicament at all, though from the way Ed keeps glancing down, there might be a reason to be concerned.
The individual holding the camera then walks to the edge of the platform and aims the camera down so the PIT FILLED WITH RAPTORS is visible. Oh, apparently J'mamma wants to feed Ed and Ling to his pets.]
Any last words?
[Ling shrugs. Ed rolls his eyes.
The camera then watches as an overly muscled alien steps out on the walkway with some sort of sharp pointy object, obviously meant to poke our two heroes over the edge.
Just when it looks like things might be getting dire, there's a small flash of light behind Ed's back. And for those that know Ed and Ling well, they might notice they're rather... clean and unrumpled for being captured and about to be fed to a pit filled with raptors.
The alien gives Ling a hard jab in the stomach... and Ling laughs.]
Oh, am I supposed to feel that?
[And then Ed whips his leg up to kick the alien in the stomach. Unfortunately, his Gliesian anatomy is a bit off and he misses anything soft and tender by quite a lot. The alien jabs at Ling again, this time managing to tip Ling over the edge... but as Ling starts to fall grey carbonation streaks down his arms. A moment later he's snapped the bindings and caught himself by one hand on the edge of the walkway.
Ed meanwhile had kneed the alien under the chin when it leaned forward to shove Ling off the walkway. This bit of anatomy he got right and the Gliesian drops like a rock. He might have fallen off and been raptor food, but Ed claps his hands and wraps a few lengths of rebar around the alien to secure him to the walkway.]
I think it's about time we blow this joint.
[Ed tilts his head to the side slightly and looks down at Ling, who is pulling himself back onto the walkway.]
Agreed. Their customer service is terrible.
[From the noises coming from behind the camera, J'mamma is not happy with this development and some heavy hitters are getting ready to charge Ed and Ling.
The first steps out onto the walkway, a big burly alien about seven and a half-feet tall. He cracks his knuckles and then makes the mistake of looking down. In a flash Ed is booting him in the face and then vaulting over another alien to get to the one holding the camera. The feed starts to shake slightly as Ed grins. Behind him, Ling can be seen leapfrogging from one alien face to another.]
I'll take that back.
[With a small screech the Guide is flung at Ed.
And then the camera pans to the right and a familiar duo come into view. It seems Ed and Ling have picked yet again the wrong person to be the victim of one of their pranks, as they are currently standing in the middle of a very narrow walkway, hands tied behind their back. Ling doesn't seem worried by their predicament at all, though from the way Ed keeps glancing down, there might be a reason to be concerned.
The individual holding the camera then walks to the edge of the platform and aims the camera down so the PIT FILLED WITH RAPTORS is visible. Oh, apparently J'mamma wants to feed Ed and Ling to his pets.]
Any last words?
[Ling shrugs. Ed rolls his eyes.
The camera then watches as an overly muscled alien steps out on the walkway with some sort of sharp pointy object, obviously meant to poke our two heroes over the edge.
Just when it looks like things might be getting dire, there's a small flash of light behind Ed's back. And for those that know Ed and Ling well, they might notice they're rather... clean and unrumpled for being captured and about to be fed to a pit filled with raptors.
The alien gives Ling a hard jab in the stomach... and Ling laughs.]
Oh, am I supposed to feel that?
[And then Ed whips his leg up to kick the alien in the stomach. Unfortunately, his Gliesian anatomy is a bit off and he misses anything soft and tender by quite a lot. The alien jabs at Ling again, this time managing to tip Ling over the edge... but as Ling starts to fall grey carbonation streaks down his arms. A moment later he's snapped the bindings and caught himself by one hand on the edge of the walkway.
Ed meanwhile had kneed the alien under the chin when it leaned forward to shove Ling off the walkway. This bit of anatomy he got right and the Gliesian drops like a rock. He might have fallen off and been raptor food, but Ed claps his hands and wraps a few lengths of rebar around the alien to secure him to the walkway.]
I think it's about time we blow this joint.
[Ed tilts his head to the side slightly and looks down at Ling, who is pulling himself back onto the walkway.]
Agreed. Their customer service is terrible.
[From the noises coming from behind the camera, J'mamma is not happy with this development and some heavy hitters are getting ready to charge Ed and Ling.
The first steps out onto the walkway, a big burly alien about seven and a half-feet tall. He cracks his knuckles and then makes the mistake of looking down. In a flash Ed is booting him in the face and then vaulting over another alien to get to the one holding the camera. The feed starts to shake slightly as Ed grins. Behind him, Ling can be seen leapfrogging from one alien face to another.]
I'll take that back.
[With a small screech the Guide is flung at Ed.