[Why yes, that is a cloud of smoke coming from behind the door to Jade's bedroom, however, he doesn't seem very mindful of it. In fact, he's sitting cross legged at a table, sipping at a glass of wine. All the dude needs is a bathrobe, a set of slippers and a monocle, really. Probably a really cool mustache, too.
He tips the glass toward the camera. And yes, every motion is done mockingly.]
Dearest Roommates, I must apologize for the mess, although I assure you none of your personal items were ruined. I'd offer some sort of condolence prize, but my back just hurts so much, I'm afraid I can't do much about it.
[He gives a half hearted rub riiight at the center of his back]
You'll have to accept these, although I must stress that they're good for only a limited time.
[He pulls up some (purposely) crudely put together images, so that they hover next to his image on the Guide's video. The words are translated into particular languages, and all say something along the lines of: "Coupon for one FREE milkshake. Expires in the next fifteen minutes."]
I hope we can continue to be friends, even after this. ♥
And to anyone else who may happen to see this, do me a favor and don't stand next to any ventilation. I'm not entirely sure what that gas is made of. ♥
[P-P-P-Private to Team Abyss... in case the cut was missed.]
[He drops the act, rubbing at his temples once before continuing to speak. He's not unkind, though!]
I ran into one or two problems concerning the next set of transmitters, although there should be enough to last us the next couple of months.
Anise, I know you weren't here the last time we did this, I'll brief you on the situation if you haven't been already.
Everyone else, please come to my room to receive your wonderful~ prize. It's the same procedure as before, hopefully with less interruption. I'll perform the final checks myself.
Who knows! We may even get to go out and have a celebration dinner. ♪